I scream and you scream and plop plop baby.

[MongGrel]

I just lolled. Like a lot.

'Hermitage Shanks' by Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer (Official Music Video - HD)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26hcrU1wZeo

 

[CPA]

ROFLOL!

This also reminds of the green neon poops the black bun from the new Whopper is reportedly causing.

And you get the same colon unbending effect from just using a short footstool on the toilet. In fact, those small, potty training footstools kids use is almost the right height.

So A1 steak sauce causes green neon poop now? Yeah, doubt it.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

So basically this thing is saying we should shit like dogs? We haven't been doing it correctly for the last 100 years?

Also, as intruiging as this is... can someone tell me.... why a stack of books wouldn't serve the same fucking purpose, but without paying $19.99 (or whatever they are charging for this stupid piece of plastic)?

 

[lxskllr]

Also, as intruiging as this is... can someone tell me.... why a stack of books wouldn't serve the same fucking purpose, but without paying $19.99 (or whatever they are charging for this stupid piece of plastic)?

Same thing. You're paying for the improvement of a circular cutout so it wraps around the toilet when it isn't delpoyed.

 

[IronWing]

So basically this thing is saying we should shit like dogs? We haven't been doing it correctly for the last 100 years?

Also, as intruiging as this is... can someone tell me.... why a stack of books wouldn't serve the same fucking purpose, but without paying $19.99 (or whatever they are charging for this stupid piece of plastic)?

The plastic thingy is washable, a stack of books not so much. Now a stack of Mac Books might be ideal...

 

[gorcorps]

So A1 steak sauce causes green neon poop now? Yeah, doubt it.

The hell are you talking about? Something in the black whopper buns turns your shit green, that has been confirmed... NOBODY said it was the A1 sauce. Most people say it's the food coloring. No idea how you jumped to that conclusion.

 

[CZroe]

The hell are you talking about? Something in the black whopper buns turns your shit green, that has been confirmed... NOBODY said it was the A1 sauce. Most people say it's the food coloring. No idea how you jumped to that conclusion.

It's not neon green.

 

[pontifex]

commercial is great. the poo-pourri ones are hilarious as well.

 

[notposting]

The grape Gatorade makes my crap green. Probably those buns use extreme amounts of similar dark coloring (blue, I assume).

My meds keep my dumps to a nice puree level. Nice easy pooping for the last couple years.

 

[cbrunny]

I had no idea Kathy Griffin endorsed this product.