I scream and you scream and plop plop baby.

SlickSnake

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ROFLOL!

This also reminds of the green neon poops the black bun from the new Whopper is reportedly causing.

And you get the same colon unbending effect from just using a short footstool on the toilet. In fact, those small, potty training footstools kids use is almost the right height.
 
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John Connor

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o_O

Truth is you should have a tall porcelain throne to take a dump.
 
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Pulsar

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My kids absolutely loved the movie hop where the bunny poops jelly beans on the hood of the car and a girl eats them.

This should create similar hilarity when I air it at home.
 

CZroe

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ROFLOL!

This also reminds of the green neon poops the black bun from the new Whopper is reportedly causing.

And you get the same colon unbending effect from just using a short footstool on the toilet. In fact, those small, potty training footstools kids use is almost the right height.

Whoever said "neon" green?

Anyway, yes, my sister with IBS has been using a short footstool for this purpose for about 10 years. It doesn't stow away as conveniently but it never looked out of place.

i actually own a squatty potty

it's pretty effective if i get stopped up


Since we're all sharing in our defecation details, mine's not usually solid enough to get stopped up.
 
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CZroe

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Dollar Shave Club and Old Spice commercials seem similar (shock/weird), but different enough that it's probably not what you're looking for. Could be the same people. The YouTube app will not give me a channel link, but it's there.
 

dawp

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ROFLOL!

This also reminds of the green neon poops the black bun from the new Whopper is reportedly causing.

And you get the same colon unbending effect from just using a short footstool on the toilet. In fact, those small, potty training footstools kids use is almost the right height.

probably similar in color as when I drink pinor noir wine. that is dark green.
 

ImpulsE69

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I watched the Shark Tank on this. It is such a strange story of success. The commercial is just nuts (in a LMAO way).
 

destrekor

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I stand corrected. I really thought you didn't know shit.

Actually, he doesn't. Taller toilets offer no benefit to the actual process, however it may help the elderly and tall people or people with bad knees.

In fact, they may very well negatively impact your ability to have a strain-free shit. I for sure have noticed this - I hate tall toilets with a passion.