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I saw a herd of gooses pooping all over the park.

shortylickens

shortylickens

No Lifer
I doubt the kids playing soccer will wanna run around in 2 inches of bird shit.

On the other hand, I bet it will be funny to watch.
 
That is some nasty stuff.
We were at the dock parking lot, cleaning a friend's boat after a day on the lake. He was pretty particular about his boat, and you really should clean a boat right after you pull it out of the water if you want to keep it nice.
We had just finished up when a flight of geese come over a tree line, straight for us. Once of those moments, we all saw them at the same time, we all got quiet, we knew exactly what was at stake.
I swear I heard Flight of the Valkyries playing as they approached. You could see the trail of 'bombs' hitting the ground, coming right towards us. Thup, thup, thup, thupthup, thup.
And suddenly they were past us, and we were still alive. We're looking at the boat, one of us jumped up inside, all clean.
But we turned and saw Tim, staring in horror at the right shoulder of his Filson oiled cover cloth jacket. He was hit. Tim was our friend. We'd worked together, partied together, for nearly 10 years. What could we do? The only thing we could do, laugh our asses off. We didn't have to clean that damn boat again.
He was pissed.

But yea, goose poop will ruin your day.
 
twinrider1 said:
That is some nasty stuff.
We were at the dock parking lot, cleaning a friend's boat after a day on the lake. He was pretty particular about his boat, and you really should clean a boat right after you pull it out of the water if you want to keep it nice.
We had just finished up when a flight of geese come over a tree line, straight for us. Once of those moments, we all saw them at the same time, we all got quiet, we knew exactly what was at stake.
I swear I heard Flight of the Valkyries playing as they approached. You could see the trail of 'bombs' hitting the ground, coming right towards us. Thup, thup, thup, thupthup, thup.
And suddenly they were past us, and we were still alive. We're looking at the boat, one of us jumped up inside, all clean.
But we turned and saw Tim, staring in horror at the right shoulder of his Filson oiled cover cloth jacket. He was hit. Tim was our friend. We'd worked together, partied together, for nearly 10 years. What could we do? The only thing we could do, laugh our asses off. We didn't have to clean that damn boat again.
He was pissed.

But yea, goose poop will ruin your day.
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10/10

That's like a ReadersDigest NN story :^D
 
you have no idea how bad it is in Canada for the goose population is incredible. I can't even go near the river in our park because of goose poop or aggressive geese. They don't even migrate any more. They eat, make chicks, poop and repeat that cycle over and over.

I wish their population was cut by 80%.
 
Some fucker just posted this on Imgur.



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Where I used to work, there were very large parking lots that cleared out by 4pm. The geese loved using the entire area as their dumping ground. Shit all over the sidewalks, grass, parking areas. All of it smeared around, green, black, and brown. It didn't smell that bad though.
 
We get Canada Geese here every winter. Those fuckers shit a nasty turd as big as my little rat dogs do...and it's a nasty color of green...😛uke:
 
Composted goose poop makes great garden fertilizer. Those noisy buggers produce about a pound a day, each.
 
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