I sat on my testicle

[moshquerade]

I absolutely hate it when that happens. You go to sit down and a testes gets caught in your boxers or you god forbid actually sit on one. YOWWWW!

And it's not like you know it's coming. You're already in the process of sitting down, past the point of no return and you can feel that a ball isn't where it's supposed to be and then BAM.

Isn't this a sign you're getting old? Like women and sagging breasts, when the balls start to hang lower with age you're going to sit on them like that.

 

[muskie32]

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder?



OUCH... 😱

 

[Red Dawn]

I absolutely hate it when that happens. You go to sit down and a testes gets caught in your boxers or you god forbid actually sit on one. YOWWWW!

And it's not like you know it's coming. You're already in the process of sitting down, past the point of no return and you can feel that a ball isn't where it's supposed to be and then BAM.

You get a concussion?

 

[DougK62]

Is this a common problem? I can't say that I've ever sat on my balls.

 

[BudAshes]

Wear some underwear you dirty hippy.

 

[SlitheryDee]

That's not surprising. Sometimes I stand on mine when I have to reach something on a high shelf.

 

[TridenT]

This doesn't happen to me. I think I've learned to sit in such a manner that it cannot happen.

 

[Eli]

I've never had this problem.........

 

[SunnyD]

I've never had this problem.........

Which problem? Balls?

 

[BudAshes]

Which problem? Balls?

Balls are a problem?

 

[CPA]

Was it your right-wing nut? Sorry carried P&N over here lol

lol

 

[CPA]

You get a concussion?

another lol

 

[Ninjahedge]

The people at work must be looking at you funny.....


If they weren't already.

 

[Sluggo]

No link to the old nut bra video yet?

Possibly NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zdDfQrPi5Q

 

[dud]

I absolutely hate it when that happens. You go to sit down and a testes gets caught in your boxers or you god forbid actually sit on one. YOWWWW!

And it's not like you know it's coming. You're already in the process of sitting down, past the point of no return and you can feel that a ball isn't where it's supposed to be and then BAM.

Try as you will we will not be fooled.

We know tha tyou are (in reality) a female. You posts indicate it. And (according to THEFLYINGPIG) everyone knows this.

 

[Ruptga]

Wear some briefs for a while. It worked for Lord Maul.