I rubbed these AA batteries....

[Canai]

Suggestions?

 

[hjo3]

Make a thread about it on ATOT.

 

[Tuktuk]

Rub your eyes. The natural acidity of your tears will make your hands feel better.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Check your prostate.

 

[RU482]

this one's headed downhill fast!

Weeeeeeee!@!

 

[KLin]

Lick your fingers over and over.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: KLin
Lick your fingers over and over.

I tried that, and it just made my lips tingle.

Is that bad?

 

[imported_Tick]

Ummm.... baking soda and water? Soap?

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: KLin
Lick your fingers over and over.

I tried that, and it just made my lips tingle.

Is that bad?

*Sigh* Go gargle with some baking soda.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

The only solution is to rub them with a smaller batter such as AAA. smaller batter = smaller burning sensation.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
The only solution is to rub them with a smaller batter such as AAA. smaller batter = smaller burning sensation.

So then after the AAA I should use those button batteries???

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
The only solution is to rub them with a smaller batter such as AAA. smaller batter = smaller burning sensation.

But he has to smash them open with a hammer first.

 

[Ricemarine]

You rubbed battery acid? 😕

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
The only solution is to rub them with a smaller batter such as AAA. smaller batter = smaller burning sensation.

But he has to smash them open with a hammer first.

So like how you can get the small batteries out of the 9v batteries?

 

[UberNeuman]

...and make sure you lick your hands clean as teh acid eating into your flesh with be deaden by saliva.....

/you have to do this more then once or twice....

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: Canai
Suggestions?

cut your hand off

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Check your prostate with batteries.

 

[dighn]

cook water. you will have hot solution and cold hand

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: Canai
Suggestions?

cut your hand off

with a saw or a knife?

 

[Captante]

I suggest smashing open a car-battery as the solution contained within is the only know cure for your condition... it will improve your vision as well!

 

[imported_Tick]

You should also use a stronger acid to help dull it's effects. I recomend splitting open your car battery and rubbing the acid from that all over yourself.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Captante
I suggest smashing open a car-battery as the solution contained within is the only know cure for your condition... it will improve your vision as well!

So I should put it in my eyes too?

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Captante
I suggest smashing open a car-battery as the solution contained within is the only know cure for your condition... it will improve your vision as well!

So I should put it in my eyes too?

Make sure to lick the lead plates off also. It's good for you.

 

[ForumMaster]

the only thing that you can do is to swallow a put baking soda on your hands and then swallow the rest of the tub for good measure. 😉

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Captante
I suggest smashing open a car-battery as the solution contained within is the only know cure for your condition... it will improve your vision as well!

So I should put it in my eyes too?

Make sure to lick the lead plates off also. It's good for you.

just lick them and not bite them?