I refuse to believe this is true

[Fardringle]

If you ask a stupid question in a poll, people will often choose the funniest option....

True. A political survey group kept calling me multiple times a day for a while even though I asked them not to, so I finally started taking their surveys and gave the most ridiculous answers that I could.

i.e. "What political party do you identify with the most?"
"Surprise Party and/or Bachelor Party, depending on who the candidate is"

"Do you support increased funding for NASA's space research and exploration programs"
"No way! If we are going to visit the aliens on the moon, they should pay for our trip there!"

 

[sdifox]

I've got a manager at work who believes whole milk is more likely to go bad than skim or 2%

Anything with more fat rots faster.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Anything with more fat rots faster.

B.S.

 

[skull]

I had to leave a tenants kitchen sink off for a night. She goes how will I drink? I said from the bathroom faucet. Shes goes you can't drink the bafroom water its dirty.

Nothing surprises me anymore.

 

[Will Thatcher]

Yeah and kinder chocolate eggs come from chicken that are fed cocoa all day long!!)))

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Deplorable chickens?

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