I really screwed up this time, how do I get Bengay off my privates?

[Illusio]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: chusteczka
I find it difficult to believe people actually put Bengay or IcyHot on their privates ... but the thought is amusing.

Everybody has done it at some time. And you only do it once. Think groin or inner thigh muscle pain. Once is all it takes to never make that mistake ever again.

Exactly. I pulled my inner thigh muscle a few weeks ago. I put some icy hot on my thighs to help with the pain. I wasnt' really thinking ahead and didn't think about what hangs out right there. Never make that mistake again...

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
I don't understand why it causes discomfort. What does bengay do? what does it feel like on your junk? I'm almost curious enough to try a small sample..

..almost.

It's not really that bad. Just a little unpleasant and it goes away very quickly.
:evil:

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Yeah, even just going to the bathroom after applying it can cause unintended results if you don't clean your hands well enough/wait long enough.

this happens because soap doesn't really wash it off all that well. At least it's not direct application.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ
Toothpaste is also a no no...

Ok. I can see making the bengay mistake but toothpaste? You're freaky dude.

 

[SWScorch]

Oh man, been there, done that. When I was on the high school track team, I had tight hamstrings and they would always get sore after a tough workout. One night I put some IcyHot on the backs of my legs and enjoyed the icy coolness and the warm heat that spread throughout my legs. Only, it kept spreading. The vapors traveled up and found their way to a place that should never have IcyHot near it. I was in agony for half an hour, writhing around with my hands down my pants, moaning, "Oh god why...." It felt as though a million fire ants bit every square millimeter of skin, then started little fires all over, and then put them out with rubbing alcohol. Whooee, not fun.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: v1001
Ha, I did it with Icy-Hot when I was a young teenager. We learn and move on.... never to do it again. (except when we eat hot salsa and go down on a woman later in life and she gets to experience our same pain)

if you know after eating salsa you may cause a woman pain, why are you going to do this later in life when you meet one?

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
"OH GOD MAH BALLS!!!!"

LOL