I really screwed up this time, how do I get Bengay off my privates?

[Q]

I lawled when I saw the 'best answer''s username.

 

[S Freud]

Glad you posted this, now I don't have to embarrass myself and ask the same question. Thanks Quintox.

 

[RichardE]

I did this a few years ago the pain

 

[l0cke]

internet > common sense

 

[Newbian]

It's much better if you did this yourself.

It's one of those life experiences every man should go through.

 

[Jeff7]

"OH GOD MAH BALLS!!!!"

 

[schneiderguy]

lol

 

[Poulsonator]

Originally posted by: Newbian
It's one of those life experiences every man should go through.

Um, no it's not. I've never EVER once thought of putting Bengay or Icy Hot or anything like that on my junk.

 

[BoomerD]

In high school, there were a couple of pranksters who put IcyHot in jockstraps.

I'm sure glad we never got caught...

 

[Modular]

Win

 

[sandorski]

Ask nicely.

 

[Colt45]

in a similar vein of dumb

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/funkmaster/advice.jpg

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Quintox
I lawled when I saw the 'best answer''s username.

So did his advice work for you?

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh:

 

[T9D]

...

 

[SirChadwick]

When I was in HS a couple of guys told me to try it out sometime... said it feels nice and cool and makes you instantly get off.

So of course I tried it that night - F THAT!!!! It literally took 45 minutes for the FIRE to burn out.

Learned my lesson in TEARS. I would never put anyone else through it.... never.

 

[CallMeJoe]

Never put the BenGay tube in the same nightstand drawer as the KY...

 

[Ozoned]

Acetone will remove the bengay rather quickly and make you forget the pain you felt when you put the Bengay on.

 

[chusteczka]

I find it difficult to believe people actually put Bengay or IcyHot on their privates ... but the thought is amusing.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: chusteczka
I find it difficult to believe people actually put Bengay or IcyHot on their privates ... but the thought is amusing.

I can assure you that they do, and that taking a shower won't help matters any.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
Never put the BenGay tube in the same nightstand drawer as the KY...

lol... opps

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: chusteczka
I find it difficult to believe people actually put Bengay or IcyHot on their privates ... but the thought is amusing.

Everybody has done it at some time. And you only do it once. Think groin or inner thigh muscle pain. Once is all it takes to never make that mistake ever again.

 

[nakedfrog]

Yeah, even just going to the bathroom after applying it can cause unintended results if you don't clean your hands well enough/wait long enough.

 

[pstylesss]

Toothpaste is also a no no...

 

[mxyzptlk]

I don't understand why it causes discomfort. What does bengay do? what does it feel like on your junk? I'm almost curious enough to try a small sample..

..almost.