I really like being a guy....

[Electric Amish]

I can go to the pet store and buy pet food and carry it all out to the car.

Example: 50lb bag of dog food, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

Today: 2 x 20lb bags of cat litter, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

🙂

amish

 

[LOLyourFace]

strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

 

[Lonyo]

I thought it said I like being gay :/

I need my eyes checking more frequently.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I can go to the pet store and buy pet food and carry it all out to the car.

Example: 50lb bag of dog food, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

Today: 2 x 20lb bags of cat litter, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

🙂

amish

If you allow a cat in your house, your not a real guy 😉

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

They don't HAVE to.

I'm sure there are women who can carry that all by themselfs to the car and guys who can't 🙂

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I can go to the pet store and buy pet food and carry it all out to the car.

Example: 50lb bag of dog food, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

Today: 2 x 20lb bags of cat litter, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

🙂

amish

If you allow a cat in your house, your not a real guy 😉

9 of them. 🙂

They don't HAVE to.

I'm sure there are women who can carry that all by themselfs to the car and guys who can't

True, but most women can't and most men can. 🙂

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
I thought it said I like being gay :/

q]

I thought that went with out saying.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
I thought it said I like being gay :/

I need my eyes checking more frequently.

You see what you want to see, I guess.

😛

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: ndee

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

They don't HAVE to.

I'm sure there are women who can carry that all by themselfs to the car and guys who can't 🙂

Yes, they're called "bull dykes" and "sissies", respectively. 😉

 

[rh71]

Me: Why don't you mow the lawn sometime?

Fiance: Because I'm a girl. I can't push that thing around

Me: @!&*(%^@!% :|

 

[lozina]

I'm just glad I dont have to sit to pee

 

[RossMAN]

That's a whole lotta pussy.

 

[dquan97]

I like being about to go #1 standing up, while brushing my teeth

 

[T3C]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I can go to the pet store and buy pet food and carry it all out to the car.

Example: 50lb bag of dog food, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

Today: 2 x 20lb bags of cat litter, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

🙂

amish

If you allow a cat in your house, your not a real guy 😉

9 of them. 🙂

They don't HAVE to.

I'm sure there are women who can carry that all by themselfs to the car and guys who can't

True, but most women can't and most men can. 🙂

OMG 9 cats

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: cybpnk

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I can go to the pet store and buy pet food and carry it all out to the car.

Example: 50lb bag of dog food, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

Today: 2 x 20lb bags of cat litter, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

🙂

amish

If you allow a cat in your house, your not a real guy 😉

9 of them. 🙂

They don't HAVE to.

I'm sure there are women who can carry that all by themselfs to the car and guys who can't

True, but most women can't and most men can. 🙂

OMG 9 cats

My parents used to have 10 cats in a 3-story house. 😀

My wife and I have 3 cats in a huge two-bedroom apartment at the moment.

 

[ElFenix]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

 

[Viper GTS]

9 cats? Christ, your house must smell like an ammonia factory.

We have 5 in our house right now, they're limited to 2 out of the 3 stories (one is always closed/locked). WAY too many cats IMHO.

Viper GTS

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

You do realize that woman don't ALWAYS wear bras, right? Sometimes they walk around the house with just a tshirt. :Q

Yes, yes, it's true...

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

You do realize that woman don't ALWAYS wear bras, right? Sometimes they walk around the house with just a tshirt. :Q

Yes, yes, it's true...

Mine walks around naked. 🙂

amish

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

You do realize that woman don't ALWAYS wear bras, right? Sometimes they walk around the house with just a tshirt. :Q

Yes, yes, it's true...

REALLY?!?!?! :Q

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

You do realize that woman don't ALWAYS wear bras, right? Sometimes they walk around the house with just a tshirt. :Q

Yes, yes, it's true...

Mine walks around naked. 🙂

amish

You bastard. Pics. Now.

- M4H

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

You do realize that woman don't ALWAYS wear bras, right? Sometimes they walk around the house with just a tshirt. :Q

Yes, yes, it's true...

REALLY?!?!?! :Q

/pats dquan on the back

Relax, son. It's all part of having a real live woman in your house. 😀

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

You do realize that woman don't ALWAYS wear bras, right? Sometimes they walk around the house with just a tshirt. :Q

Yes, yes, it's true...

Mine walks around naked. 🙂

amish

You bastard. Pics. Now.

- M4H

One sec, lemme just snap one more through their windows.

Ok, you have PM.

 

[yukichigai]

I don't know, I think it'd be fun to be a woman. But only for a weekend or so. See what I'd really like is a hot female body I could slip into (no double entende intended there) when I need to look really nice, y'know for like weddings and birthdays and stuff like that. My normal body would just be for everyday stuff where I don't need to look real nice or anything. I mean let's face it guys, compared to women we guys are pretty ugly.

Besides, I think it'd be cool to have breasts. They look kinda fun. 😉

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

You do realize that woman don't ALWAYS wear bras, right? Sometimes they walk around the house with just a tshirt. :Q

Yes, yes, it's true...

Mine walks around naked. 🙂

amish

You bastard. Pics. Now.

- M4H

One sec, lemme just snap one more through their windows.

Ok, you have PM.

PM?!?!? Share in the wealth with the rest of these geeks who don't have wives, you parsimonious cock-knocker! 😀