I really like being a guy....

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: yukichigai
I don't know, I think it'd be fun to be a woman. But only for a weekend or so. See what I'd really like is a hot female body I could slip into (no double entende intended there) when I need to look really nice, y'know for like weddings and birthdays and stuff like that. My normal body would just be for everyday stuff where I don't need to look real nice or anything. I mean let's face it guys, compared to women we guys are pretty ugly.

Besides, I think it'd be cool to have breasts. They look kinda fun.

you forgot the hot lesbian sex

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: yukichigai
I don't know, I think it'd be fun to be a woman. But only for a weekend or so. See what I'd really like is a hot female body I could slip into (no double entende intended there) when I need to look really nice, y'know for like weddings and birthdays and stuff like that. My normal body would just be for everyday stuff where I don't need to look real nice or anything. I mean let's face it guys, compared to women we guys are pretty ugly.

Besides, I think it'd be cool to have breasts. They look kinda fun.

If you had them all your life, it's as useless as your schlong is to you now as far as "fun" goes. Well, actually... that depends.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: yukichigai
I don't know, I think it'd be fun to be a woman. But only for a weekend or so. See what I'd really like is a hot female body I could slip into (no double entende intended there) when I need to look really nice, y'know for like weddings and birthdays and stuff like that. My normal body would just be for everyday stuff where I don't need to look real nice or anything. I mean let's face it guys, compared to women we guys are pretty ugly.

Besides, I think it'd be cool to have breasts. They look kinda fun.

you forgot the hot lesbian sex

I'm at work; I'm not allowed to type that phrase.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: yukichigai
I don't know, I think it'd be fun to be a woman. But only for a weekend or so. See what I'd really like is a hot female body I could slip into (no double entende intended there) when I need to look really nice, y'know for like weddings and birthdays and stuff like that. My normal body would just be for everyday stuff where I don't need to look real nice or anything. I mean let's face it guys, compared to women we guys are pretty ugly.

Besides, I think it'd be cool to have breasts. They look kinda fun.

you forgot the hot lesbian sex

I'm at work; I'm not allowed to type that phrase.

What phrase ?

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: rh71
What phrase ?

Hot lesb--- d'oh. Curse you! *shakes his fist angrily*

 

[Kojak]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: ndee

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

They don't HAVE to.

I'm sure there are women who can carry that all by themselfs to the car and guys who can't

Yes, they're called "bull dykes" and "sissies", respectively.

LOL...beat me to it.

 

[BigToquex]

Originally posted by: cybpnk

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I can go to the pet store and buy pet food and carry it all out to the car.

Example: 50lb bag of dog food, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

Today: 2 x 20lb bags of cat litter, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.



amish

If you allow a cat in your house, your not a real guy

9 of them.

They don't HAVE to.

I'm sure there are women who can carry that all by themselfs to the car and guys who can't

True, but most women can't and most men can.

OMG 9 cats

The cats actually own the house. EA and his wife are just the tenants

 

[Nitemare]

Not having to sit down when you have to take a wizz makes my day as well

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

You do realize that woman don't ALWAYS wear bras, right? Sometimes they walk around the house with just a tshirt. :Q

Yes, yes, it's true...

Mine walks around naked.

amish

You bastard. Pics. Now.

- M4H

Sure now you did it, he's gonna post the picture of his wifes staples. Little do you know what you ask for.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Not having to sit down when you have to take a wizz makes my day as well

Don't forget being able to write your name in the snow or on the wall.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Not having to sit down when you have to take a wizz makes my day as well

Don't forget being able to write your name in the snow or on the wall.

Belching the alphabet as well

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: rahvin

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

You do realize that woman don't ALWAYS wear bras, right? Sometimes they walk around the house with just a tshirt. :Q

Yes, yes, it's true...

Mine walks around naked.

amish

You bastard. Pics. Now.

- M4H

Sure now you did it, he's gonna post the picture of his wifes staples. Little do you know what you ask for.

LOL!!! You remember that, huh?

 

[SeaSerpent]

I like the fact that I dont bleed once a month.

Remember, if it bleeds and doesnt die, dont trust it.

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: rahvin

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

You do realize that woman don't ALWAYS wear bras, right? Sometimes they walk around the house with just a tshirt. :Q

Yes, yes, it's true...

Mine walks around naked.

amish

You bastard. Pics. Now.

- M4H

Sure now you did it, he's gonna post the picture of his wifes staples. Little do you know what you ask for.

LOL!!! You remember that, huh?

It's burned into my brain. It's actually something I would post everytime someone asked for a picture of my SO if I had a picture like that, but I'm a mean SOB and like to torment people..

 

[Ryan]

I just like the fact that I can pee, while standing up, without getting urine all over myself (well, unless I'm trying to manage two streams at one time!!!!!!!)

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
LOL!!! You remember that, huh?

It's permanently etched into our collective memory.

 

[Siddhartha]

I am happy with what I've got. But I have always wondered about guys who want to be women to the point where they have surgery.

:Q

 

[TwinkleToes77]

I like being a girl, because even though I can carry all that. Being a girl im not expected to, so therefor, I dont have to do it.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I just like the fact that I can pee, while standing up, without getting urine all over myself (well, unless I'm trying to manage two streams at one time!!!!!!!)

I hate trying to take a leak with morning wood, though. You have to lean forward over the toilet in order to get Mr. Happy pointed at the right angle....

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I can go to the pet store and buy pet food and carry it all out to the car.

Example: 50lb bag of dog food, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

Today: 2 x 20lb bags of cat litter, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.



amish

Being a woman is better,I can get some dude to haul all that stuff

 

[CraigRT]

i suppose that IS one of the better reasons to like being male..

 

[BennyD]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I can go to the pet store and buy pet food and carry it all out to the car.

Example: 50lb bag of dog food, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.

Today: 2 x 20lb bags of cat litter, 20lb bag of cat food. Toss them on my shoulder and I'm out the door.



amish

Being a woman is better,I can get some dude to haul all that stuff

yeah, but i can be the dude that hauls all that stuff and score

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

If you allow a cat in your house, your not a real guy

With 9 cats, you're a 50 year old bitter, divorced woman.

Women have all the power over us guys.
Admit it, by saying yes or no, they can get us to do whatever they want.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
strange thought, I was at work today and thought to myself:

"I like being a guy..." because it was so hot and girls would have to wear bras and all that bs, when guys can just wander around in boxers at home comfortably.

You do realize that woman don't ALWAYS wear bras, right? Sometimes they walk around the house with just a tshirt. :Q

Yes, yes, it's true...

Indeed.