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I realize that you all are trying to get laid..

Man, waking up at 6:30? I'm just about to go to bed. What a crazy world we live in.

Oh yeah, fuck birds.
 
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Stupid birds...

This is what I get for getting up early... gonna go to McD and get some Egg McMuffins as revenge...

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Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...errr Sundays!
 
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Stupid birds...

This is what I get for getting up early... gonna go to McD and get some Egg McMuffins as revenge...

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That won't work. Chickens are to Birds what Whitey is to Humans. You are merely a Cog in the holcaust machine against the Aves Overlord who rule from their steely Cages of doom.

Cliffs: Plan is Fail
 
Originally posted by: Newbian
Go get a cat to take care of your problem. 😉
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I have what I believe to be a big Oak Tree in front of my place...unless it can fly it would just be clawing me out of frustration...
 
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Stupid birds...

This is what I get for getting up early... gonna go to McD and get some Egg McMuffins as revenge...

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That won't work. Chickens are to Birds what Whitey is to Humans. You are merely a Cog in the holcaust machine against the Aves Overlord who rule from their steely Cages of doom.

Cliffs: Plan is Fail
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Glad I no longer have to feel guilty about ordering two this morning then😀
 
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Originally posted by: Newbian
Go get a shotgun to take care of your problem. 😉
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I like the cat way since the smell of a predator keeps them on edge and quiet.

Plus they tend to clean up the evidence so your neighbors won't complain.
 
Weird, I absolutely love all the sound just before the crack of dawn. And, despite it being 40 degrees overnight, we had our window open to listen to all the peepers. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Weird, I absolutely love all the sound just before the crack of dawn. And, despite it being 40 degrees overnight, we had our window open to listen to all the peepers. 🙂
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I've had birds as pets my entire life (except the last 10 years) but this one bird was just ornery beyond belief...
 
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Originally posted by: Newbian
Go get a shotgun to take care of your problem. 😉
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Fixed.
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I like the cat way since the smell of a predator keeps them on edge and quiet.

Plus they tend to clean up the evidence so your neighbors won't complain.
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Easy fix shoot the neighbors also.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Thought this was going to be about Goose's night out at the bar and his sensitivity to loud noise.
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Pssh, we all know he likes loud noises since he likes whistles.
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Weird, I absolutely love all the sound just before the crack of dawn. And, despite it being 40 degrees overnight, we had our window open to listen to all the peepers. 🙂
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Yeah I think it all depends on the birds in the region. Some regions, the birds in the morning drive me nuts.

But here in Ohio, the birds create a perfect early morning sound. That is, if you want to be, or at all enjoy, waking up early.

In the springtime when it's starting to get warm here, and I hear the birds in the early morning when going to PT or something, I just get this feeling that's hard to explain. It like, wakes me up, and also relaxes me.

I think half of it, is because I think I truly have a degree of S.A.D. in the Winter, and with the change to spring, it just runs through my veins all warm-like. 🙂 Spring is my ultimate anti-depression medication.
 
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