- Sep 28, 2004
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So I've been the manager at a certain retail chain over a decade. I've been at the same store but I've gone through a lot of idiot employees.
Tonight, it was the stores holiday party. Of course I make the rules, but I knew that former employees would show up. There was bowling, pizza, and drinks, along with a raffle. I was running the raffle when one of my ex-employees (we'll call him Adam) who was a real jerk comes up and tries to get a ticket. I shut him down and he said he understood but I knew that he was crying inside. At the end of the raffle I told everyone who didn't win to see me, so this fool Adam comes walking up to me. He looks me right in the eye but before he could say anything I said ", no YOU left me" OMG PWNED! He let out a little chuckle and the only lame-ass comeback he could come up with was "and you're not doing anything to tempt me to come back either". I just stared at him silently in awe of his stupidity. He finally left, thank god.

Tonight, it was the stores holiday party. Of course I make the rules, but I knew that former employees would show up. There was bowling, pizza, and drinks, along with a raffle. I was running the raffle when one of my ex-employees (we'll call him Adam) who was a real jerk comes up and tries to get a ticket. I shut him down and he said he understood but I knew that he was crying inside. At the end of the raffle I told everyone who didn't win to see me, so this fool Adam comes walking up to me. He looks me right in the eye but before he could say anything I said ", no YOU left me" OMG PWNED! He let out a little chuckle and the only lame-ass comeback he could come up with was "and you're not doing anything to tempt me to come back either". I just stared at him silently in awe of his stupidity. He finally left, thank god.
