I ordered cigarettes from the pizza place..

myusername

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So I called and asked if they would let me ask the driver pick up cigarettes, and the guy on the phone said it was up to the driver ..

.. so I said, okay, and ordered a pizza and a pack of marlboro lights ..

to which the guy on the phone responded, "Box or soft pack?"

Methinks this is not the first time someone has done this :D
 

SVT Cobra

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I have a friend who delivered pizza for a while...they will do anything for you if you tip well....i always give em five bucks when its a 15$ bill and i am not even in the area where they deliver but i still get my pizza in 15-20 min even when its a 1-2 hr wait on something like a friday night or monday night football

one time my friends manager went to Mcdonalds and got this guy fries when he requested it..
 

myusername

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So THAT'S what the wet bubbly noise in my lungs is when I try and breathe in the morning.
 

chrisms

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Originally posted by: myusername
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
very nice. Tip him well.

I concur :beer:

the pizza was 12.xx the cigs will be 3.xx

will a 20 be enough?

Considering a normal tip is about $2, I think it is. But cigs are usually over $4 around here, only if you get lucky are they $3.xx.

I'd give him $5 since he is saving you a trip to the Kwik-E-Mart
 

myusername

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Originally posted by: chrisms
Considering a normal tip is about $2, I think it is. But cigs are usually over $4 around here, only if you get lucky are they $3.xx.

I'd give him $5 since he is saving you a trip to the Kwik-E-Mart

I'm in the south, tobacco is "cheap"

I changed to 21. I have a 20, 3 5s and a 1. I think 25 is too much though.
say pizza = 12.85 and cig = 3.15 : 21 = 5 bux tip.
 

Zee

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a lot of places do it here. chinese food, pizza, etc...

there's always a deli/store right next to the pizza store, so they just go next door, pick up cigs and then deliver. no hassles