I only drink real beer

broon

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So there's this girl that was complaining about a party she was at and they only had Coors light. "I'm a beer drinker. I can't drink that watered down Coors crap" she says. So what kind of beer do you like? "Oh, I only drink Bud light"
 

azazyel

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Lately I have only drank coors. For me it's nice because you can drink a lot of it and not get that drunk. Then if you want to get a buz going then you can just make some Boilermakers.

Favorite Cheep Beer = Rainer
Favorite Midlevel Beer = Grolsch
Favorite highlevel Beer = Alaskan Pale
 

broon

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Originally posted by: azazyel
Lately I have only drank coors. For me it's nice because you can drink a lot of it and not get that drunk.

That's because there isn't that much alcohol in it compared to other more tasty beers.
 

Modeps

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Originally posted by: broon
So there's this girl that was complaining about a party she was at and they only had Coors light. "I'm a beer drinker. I can't drink that watered down Coors crap" she says. So what kind of beer do you like? "Oh, I only drink Bud light"

:Q
 

azazyel

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Originally posted by: broon
Originally posted by: azazyel
Lately I have only drank coors. For me it's nice because you can drink a lot of it and not get that drunk.

That's because there isn't that much alcohol in it compared to other more tasty beers.

Exactly, it is the weakest beer on the planet, but it is still beer, sort of.
 

minendo

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Originally posted by: broon
So there's this girl that was complaining about a party she was at and they only had Coors light. "I'm a beer drinker. I can't drink that watered down Coors crap" she says. So what kind of beer do you like? "Oh, I only drink Bud light"
I would have ran out and bought her a few Bud Lights. Would have resulted in sex.
 

broon

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Originally posted by: prometheusxls
Originally posted by: DanJ
Bud Light is the worst.

Budlight isn that bad.. its better than or as good as many other light beers. Come on, we have to compare apples to apples.

I agree. If I had to choose between the three major beers, I'd choose Bud. But none of the big three (Bud, Miller, Coors) make anything with flavor.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: broon
So there's this girl that was complaining about a party she was at and they only had Coors light. "I'm a beer drinker. I can't drink that watered down Coors crap" she says. So what kind of beer do you like? "Oh, I only drink Bud light"

So did you laugh in her face?
I'm currently partial to Leinenkugel Berry Weiss.
 

broon

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I was excited when she said she was a real beer drinker. But after the Bud comment, I realized that there's no hope for some people. Just smile and walk away.
 

CraigRT

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I hate exotic beers like Hoegaarden (disgusting) and most crappy American beers.

I like most British beers, and Canadian beers.

recently been loving Grasshopper (most people haven't heard of it) but it's damn fine!
 

broon

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Originally posted by: Isshinryu
Originally posted by: azazyel
Originally posted by: DanJ
Bud Light is the worst.

Bud light and coors light have the same amount of alcohol 4.2%.

How does volume of alcohol dictate how good a beer is?

It doesn't. Some of the best beers are low in alcohol. Guinness in Ireland has less than 4%.
 

Triumph

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Originally posted by: broon
So there's this girl that was complaining about a party she was at and they only had Coors light. "I'm a beer drinker. I can't drink that watered down Coors crap" she says. So what kind of beer do you like? "Oh, I only drink Bud light"

I was going to say that she's right, Coors Light is garbage. But then I got to your punch line. :)

Yuengling Lager is my staple, but for a lighter beer I prefer Michelob or Molson.
 
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pile of sh1t>bud light

the only thing i could think of using bud light for is smashing it upside the bitches head
 

Isshinryu

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Originally posted by: broon
Originally posted by: Isshinryu
Originally posted by: azazyel
Originally posted by: DanJ
Bud Light is the worst.

Bud light and coors light have the same amount of alcohol 4.2%.

How does volume of alcohol dictate how good a beer is?

It doesn't. Some of the best beers are low in alcohol. Guinness in Ireland has less than 4%.

Guinness Draught is 4.1% abv, Guinness Extra Stout is 4.3% abv. Of course, Beamish is much better than Guinness ever will be, but you yanks don't know that. Take a visit to Cork and try some. :)