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I noticed something about the girls at Starbucks...

UNCjigga

UNCjigga

Lifer
Ever notice how the girls who visit Starbucks are usually the trendy, cliquey, sorority-pledges who dress for the club 24/7...yet the girls WORKING at Starbucks are usually the ex-goth/emo, dark-haired, hippie-smelling set with pink highlights and piercings???

These two groups of girls hate each other's guts, yet they're always friendly to each other when serving/being served. Is Starbucks the only thing that brings them together??
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Why did I never date a girl that worked at Starbucks?
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At price of coffee there getting discount if you have girl working there could save you hundreds a year if you go their everyday.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Why did I never date a girl that worked at Starbucks?
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Dunno. Why didn't j00?
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I really should have a punchline to go here or something.
But it probably wouldn't have worked out, because I would always have been trying to get her to hook me up with free coffee, then she'd get fired and mope around all day until I got tired of dealing with her crappy attitude and kicked her out, then she'd go all psycho and stalk me and I'd wake up with my pet bunny boiling in a pot on my stove and get all kinds of weird poetry in the mail filled with psychotic imagery until I finally got a restraining order, then she'd decide that if she couldn't have me, no one could and they'd find my beheaded, disemboweled corpse in the dumpster behind Starbucks--ironically the Starbucks where we first met--with a venti cup shoved up my arse.
 
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
yet the girls WORKING at Starbucks are usually the ex-goth/emo, dark-haired, hippie-smelling set with pink highlights and piercings?????
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hey, my wife works there. not goth, hippie smelling, or pierced (anymore).

what i have noticed is that there are a very small amount of normal stores, the gay guy stores, the bull *** stores, and the regular indie stores. and at all of them there will be at least one person who will stand in line for 5 minutes, get up to the front, and have no clue on what they want. god that's annoying & i hate coffee.
 
I've noticed the same thing. In the end...everyone is a caffeine-addicted teenager that bundles up into a clique and wraps themselves into their own world that they think is right.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Why did I never date a girl that worked at Starbucks?
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Dunno. Why didn't j00?
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I really should have a punchline to go here or something.
But it probably wouldn't have worked out, because I would always have been trying to get her to hook me up with free coffee, then she'd get fired and mope around all day until I got tired of dealing with her crappy attitude and kicked her out, then she'd go all psycho and stalk me and I'd wake up with my pet bunny boiling in a pot on my stove and get all kinds of weird poetry in the mail filled with psychotic imagery until I finally got a restraining order, then she'd decide that if she couldn't have me, no one could and they'd find my beheaded, disemboweled corpse in the dumpster behind Starbucks--ironically the Starbucks where we first met--with a venti cup shoved up my arse.
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OMG, that made me smile. :cookie:
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Why did I never date a girl that worked at Starbucks?
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Dunno. Why didn't j00?
Click to expand...

I really should have a punchline to go here or something.
But it probably wouldn't have worked out, because I would always have been trying to get her to hook me up with free coffee, then she'd get fired and mope around all day until I got tired of dealing with her crappy attitude and kicked her out, then she'd go all psycho and stalk me and I'd wake up with my pet bunny boiling in a pot on my stove and get all kinds of weird poetry in the mail filled with psychotic imagery until I finally got a restraining order, then she'd decide that if she couldn't have me, no one could and they'd find my beheaded, disemboweled corpse in the dumpster behind Starbucks--ironically the Starbucks where we first met--with a venti cup shoved up my arse.
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Say it with me: "The glass is half full."
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Why did I never date a girl that worked at Starbucks?
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girls are already a pain in the ass. a girl from starbucks is now just a hyper pain in the ass.
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I really should have a punchline to go here or something.
But it probably wouldn't have worked out, because I would always have been trying to get her to hook me up with free coffee, then she'd get fired and mope around all day until I got tired of dealing with her crappy attitude and kicked her out, then she'd go all psycho and stalk me and I'd wake up with my pet bunny boiling in a pot on my stove and get all kinds of weird poetry in the mail filled with psychotic imagery until I finally got a restraining order, then she'd decide that if she couldn't have me, no one could and they'd find my beheaded, disemboweled corpse in the dumpster behind Starbucks--ironically the Starbucks where we first met--with a venti cup shoved up my arse.
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lmao, thats great. as a guy who dated a starbucks girl for a couple of years... i needed that. :beer:
 
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
I've noticed the same thing. In the end...everyone is a caffeine-addicted teenager that bundles up into a clique and wraps themselves into their own world that they think is right.
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well said white child
 
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Ever notice how the girls who visit Starbucks are usually the trendy, cliquey, sorority-pledges who dress for the club 24/7...yet the girls WORKING at Starbucks are usually the ex-goth/emo, dark-haired, hippie-smelling set with pink highlights and piercings???

These two groups of girls hate each other's guts, yet they're always friendly to each other when serving/being served. Is Starbucks the only thing that brings them together??
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Heh heh...

My oldest daughter was offered a job there. I told her I'd dis-own her if she accepted.
 
Originally posted by: SViper
Well, the appeal of Starbucks itself lies in it's accessability to different social castes.
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As opposed to other coffee shops, which routinely post things like "No goths" or "No preps".
 
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