I need your help! I need to learn a good joke and magic trick!

[ArJuN]

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[EngenZerO]

just be yourself

 

[SearchMaster]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

<ziiiiiiiiip>

 

[mordantmonkey]

what's the best thing about twenty-eight year olds?

girls love that one.

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: SearchMaster
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

<ziiiiiiiiip>

that is both a joke and a magic trick!

 

[blue1friday2]

A magic trick? Okay a joke maybe... but a magic trick? You have got to be kidding!

 

[loup garou]

Unzip your pants (joke)
Make it disappear (magic trick)

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Unzip your pants (joke)
Make it disappear (magic trick)

if she can't see it to begin with, can you really make it disappear? :laugh:

 

[Fritzo]

Magic will deduct points from a date. Trust me on this.

Check out the many joke threads on ATOT. Anything with a pirate is funny

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
what's the best thing about twenty-eight year olds?

girls love that one.

whats the punch line to that joke? i know it has something to do with twenty 8 year old kids...

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Magic will deduct points from a date. Trust me on this.

Check out the many joke threads on ATOT. Anything with a pirate is funny

Unless shes a pirate!

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
what's the best thing about twenty-eight year olds?

girls love that one.

whats the punch line to that joke? i know it has something to do with twenty 8 year old kids...

There's twenty of them!

 

[ArJuN]

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