I need to meet more truly miserable people.
Less happy friends, more miserable friends. NAO...
My life is deluxe shitty at the moment, but I don't want to meet you. How's that make you feel.
For some reason, this sounds to me right now like some tropical cocktail from the bizarro world: creme de menth, a dash of lime, and a small cat turd in a margarita glass.