LOLOLOL... that was hilarious! I was in tears. Here's an idea: if you put some HCl in a 2L pop bottle with the most aluminum foil you can fit for greater surface area, put the lid on VERY quickly, this will produce -COPIOUS- amounts of hydrogen. The pressure will cause the bottle to expand to more than twice its size, and then explode due to pressure. However, if you put say, a lit candle next to the expanding bottle, you'll get a massive flaming ball of hydrogen. It's best to have the candle lit before mixing the foil and HCl. Oh yeah, don't forget to run for you life... at least 50 metres. That, along with the rest of the stuff, could make for an interesting volcano. It could be the initial explosion that blows off the top of the volcano.