I need to hire a programmer

[pcslookout]

Anyone who would like to help me with a computer program problem please say. Thanks.

 

[purbeast0]

some more information would help...

 

[Mixolydian]

I can compose a tune that will play every time the program is launched. $300/hr, 2-hr minimum.

 

[pcslookout]

I was looking at more like $500.

 

[purbeast0]

if you are serious pm me.

 

[Soundmanred]

if you are serious pm me.

He will pay you with piracy invites!
It's an ossum deal!

 

[pcslookout]

if you are serious pm me.

Ok

 

[SunnyD]

I was looking at more like $500.

$500/hr? Okay, I'm in.

 

[Mixolydian]

if you are serious pm me.

Same.

 

[purbeast0]

yeah i'm out. he clearly has no clue what he needs help with or is flat out trolling. his pm was just that he needed to fix a memory leak in firefox. that was all the info he gave me after i asked for the second time.

 

[Soundmanred]

LOL, I can't believe anyone fell for it.

 

[Mixolydian]

Well there goes my hookers and blow this weekend. 🙁

 

[waggy]

what? is google to rough that you need help?

 

[SunnyD]

yeah i'm out. he clearly has no clue what he needs help with or is flat out trolling. his pm was just that he needed to fix a memory leak in firefox. that was all the info he gave me after i asked for the second time.

For $500/hr, I'm more than willing to give it a go. Except I bill in quarter-hour increments, and require payment in full every week for billed hours...

 

[Hacp]

I specialize in fortran.

 

[zinfamous]

oh look the jenyus google janitor needs programming help...


oh wait, yeah. obvious troll.

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