I need to get rid of him............

[iwearnosox]

Send him a link to this thread, we'll take care of it.

 

[Avatar26]

I call best buisness buroe to him and sue for all things he had. Then report it RIAA and Disney lawyer for downloading bad.

 

[SaltBoy]

Tell the principal. Seriously.

Or get the cops involved -- the guy's stalking you, fer cryin' out loud!

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: CaseTragedy

Originally posted by: minendo
Ask him out on a date.

assuming is doesn't backfire--this is the best idea.

How would it backfire? Either the OP ends up with a date or the group is cured of the current nuisance. Either way, the OP wins.

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: minendo
How would it backfire? Either the OP ends up with a date or the group is cured of the current nuisance. Either way, the OP wins.

Getting your ass kicked and having everyone at school thinking you're gay is not winning.

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: rh71
... see if he is homophobic. That might work.

In any case, the outcome should be hilarious

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: aves2k

Originally posted by: minendo
How would it backfire? Either the OP ends up with a date or the group is cured of the current nuisance. Either way, the OP wins.

Getting your ass kicked and having everyone at school thinking you're gay is not winning.

Perhaps not for you, but can you honestly speak for the OP? He is here asking for and receiving advice, none of which he has the balls to carry out.

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: minendo
Perhaps not for you, but can you honestly speak for the OP? He is here asking for and receiving advice, none of which he has the balls to carry out.

True enough. :beer:

 

[Fausto]

Another idea (since you're all non-violent and such).....duct tape his ass to the wall.

No one gets hurt, he's humiliated, and can't follow you around until someone cuts him loose.

 

[TheHeartless]

this kinda sorta happened to me, what me and my friends did was tell her straight up, to bother someone else that we couldn't stand her being around us. heh never saw someone hate my group of friends so quickly.

 

[illusion88]

Kick his ass sebass!

Come on. You have tried to get hom to go away peacefully. You told him to leave, you pushed him...
Violence is the only answer.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Another idea (since you're all non-violent and such).....duct tape his ass to the wall.

No one gets hurt, he's humiliated, and can't follow you around until someone cuts him loose.

:Q

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Fausto
Another idea (since you're all non-violent and such).....duct tape his ass to the wall.

No one gets hurt, he's humiliated, and can't follow you around until someone cuts him loose.

:Q

You have to admit...it'd be hilarious.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: rh71
... see if he is homophobic. That might work.

In any case, the outcome should be hilarious

heh, that reminds me of a quote from a movie...

Brandi: Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer?
Gil Hicks: Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed.
Brodie: Where do you come up with this sh**? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.
Bob Summers: [Chuckling] Suitor #2, you'll have to wait until you're addressed before you respond.
Brodie: Hey Richard Dawson, just sit there until it's time to go back and play The Feud! All right?
[Audience laughs]
Gil Hicks: Who the hell did you see me kiss?
Brodie: Some dude backstage. I don't know who he was but he seemed unimpressed.
Gil Hicks: I didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear. I'm not gay.
Brodie: Hey, Suitorette, this guys a homophobe. You heard how repulsed he sounded. Is this the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with? This hate-monger?
Gil Hicks: I don't hate gay people!
Brodie: So you love them?
Gil Hicks: Yes! I mean no!
Brodie: Textbook closet case self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality.

 

[Avatar26]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Fausto
Another idea (since you're all non-violent and such).....duct tape his ass to the wall.

No one gets hurt, he's humiliated, and can't follow you around until someone cuts him loose.

:Q

You have to admit...it'd be hilarious.

LMAO Where do you find this crap, Fausto? :beer:
EDIT: Nice "Mallrats" reference, anxi80

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Avatar26
EDIT: Nice "Mallrats" reference, anxi80

 

[amoeba]

to the original poster:

are you sure this kid isn't mentally retarded? I mean he talks to himself and ignores you when you insult him so obviously hes not the bully type. The same clothes, bad hair seems to fit more with mental problems than bully. I think this kid has mental problems, I would just ignore him or get a teacher.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Another idea (since you're all non-violent and such).....duct tape his ass to the wall.

No one gets hurt, he's humiliated, and can't follow you around until someone cuts him loose.

:Q

The lan party kid who was duct taped to the ceiling returns! I was wondering when we'd see more of him.

 

[Serp86]

are you sure this kid isn't mentally retarded?

i was seriously suspecting that - one of the reasons i don't want to beat him

 

[Avatar26]

Just casually reach over and lick his ear everytime he stand next to you, and randomly have other people use his shirt as a Kleenex.

 

[BooGiMaN]

he sounds creepy...personally id be afraid hed take it to the next level and decides he want to get rid of you permanantly

putting you on the top of his hit list for when he finally snaps and comes to school and kills everyone

ask him if he is into guns before u tell him off

 

[Fausto]

What about a squirt gun filled with rubbing alcohol? That's get pretty annoying after a while.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: Fausto
This seems appropriate here.

Lmao!


Oh, school such a wonderful thing. I think it's obvious this guy has a crush on somebody in your little clique.

 

[Loggerman]

Originally posted by: Serp86

are you sure this kid isn't mentally retarded?

i was seriously suspecting that - one of the reasons i don't want to beat him

This sounds more than likely the problem,but not really to much you can do.
Should be some signs that he is though.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
he sounds creepy...personally id be afraid hed take it to the next level and decides he want to get rid of you permanantly

putting you on the top of his hit list for when he finally snaps and comes to school and kills everyone

ask him if he is into guns before u tell him off

:Q

You have a valid point there!