I need to get rid of him............

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Serp86

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I am 17, and have a lot of friends at school because i am generally very helpful and cheery.

Problem is, about a month ago, this d!ck starts following me about, taunting me, and won't leave me in peace. He abviously thinks he is somthing special, but even his own friends laugh at him. Sometimes, i would be sitting in the school ground with some friends, and he introduces himself, enters our circle (me and my friends usually form a circle) and just sits there, laughing at us without even giving a reason.

Now, he is really starting to annoy us, and we are trying to make him go away (tell him to go and never bother us again, push him away, etc) - but he somehow has the nerve to remain. I have had a really hard time convincing my friends not to fight him, as i think that would only bring trouble to us.

I need a discrete method to get rid or him - don't want to hurt him - just wantto do something to him so that he'll never come again.

Any ideas?
 
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TheAudit

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Personally, I'd just set him on fire, but that's me.

You could try to embarrass him in public.

He seems like a jackoff to me, I would just totally ignore him. If he knows he is bothering you then he is always going to be around. But if he is not getting to you then eventually he'll stop wasting his time.
 
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tear into him with y0 mama jokes. tell him 'y0 mama is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck'. that should do the trick.
 
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PanzerIV

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Have everyone in your group spray him in the face with Mace everytime he comes around. It's non lethal and only painful for a short while. I guarantee he won't come back! :D
 
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does he own a car or truck? if he does, throw a brick at it and then have one of your friends fight him.
 
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Fausto

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Originally posted by: CaseTragedy
Originally posted by: minendo
Ask him out on a date.
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assuming is doesn't backfire--this is the best idea.
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How about just growing a pair and telling him to fsck off? If he doesn't immediately fsck off, punch him in the nose. I'm sorry, but someone who just follows you around for the sake of annoyance is just begging for a beating.

 
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NogginBoink

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Hm.

If ignoring him doesn't work (which is unusual, have you tried REALLY IGNORING him?), I'd go for public humiliation.
 
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Serp86

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we tried ignoring him - but he just sits there talking to himself about us.

I swear i've never seen someone i want to punch as much as i want to punch him - i keep thinking "i'll give him a hard fist on the nose - then he'll be gone" - but i don't know - guess i want this to end without any injuries, even though it is getting harder and harder everyday.
 
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Originally posted by: Serp86
we tried ignoring him - but he just sits there talking to himself about us.

I swear i've never seen someone i want to punch as much as i want to punch him - i keep thinking "i'll give him a hard fist on the nose - then he'll be gone" - but i don't know - guess i want this to end without any injuries, even though it is getting harder and harder everyday.
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Just tell him, "do you know who I am mothaf**cker?? Do you know who I'm with??"
 
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Originally posted by: anxi80
does he own a car or truck? if he does, throw a brick at it and then have one of your friends fight him.
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LOL, I love parody. ;)
 
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Fausto

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Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Send him a really nasty hallmark. :D
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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Piss off, or I'll forcibly rip out your spleen and feed it to the dogs.

Love,

Serp86
 
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TheAudit

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I have never heard of single individual just coming around a group of people and laughing at them, that makes no sense. There are a bunch of you, just gang up on him and beat him the heck away from you.
 
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Serp86

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i know - but when we speak to him - he is the one that ignores us.

We tell him he sucked himself off - no reaction
we tell him he is gay - no reaction
we tell him his friends are laughing at him - no reaction
we tell him he is a pil of sh!t - no reaction
we tell him to choose - go away or get some kicks - no reaction

he just keeps going on about how stupid we all look, that we all look like chimpanzees, that we are a bunch of nerds, and such remarks.

he was wearing the same clothes since school started, can barely even speak straight, and his hair is kinda funny (all tangled up - a part of it has get, another part hasn't), and if you mention his name, everyone at school knows who youre talking about.
 
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iwearnosox

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Originally posted by: TheAudit
I have never heard of single individual just coming around a group of people and laughing at them, that makes no sense.
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Happens every day here on ATOT, you must be new. :D

 
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Serp86

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I have never heard of single individual just coming around a group of people and laughing at them, that makes no sense.
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actually he started with a friend, but after a day or two his friend left, and he remained
 
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