I need to find a nice Canadian girl . . .

[werepossum]

Ahhh you poor baby, must be hell living your life.

Where did they find long skinny round pigs to get this Canadian bacon from eh?

Well, America had all these hog penises we were just throwing away, so . . . 😵

 

[Fern]

Well, America had all these hog penises we were just throwing away, so . . . 😵

lol

Fern

 

[Charmonium]

Well, America had all these hog penises we were just throwing away, so . . . 😵

Don't we use pig anuses for some sort of processed food? I did a search and all I came up with was fake calamari. But I could have sworn it was used for something else.

So if we're using the anuses, I can't see why we'd send the d*cks to Canada. I'm talking pig d*cks here just to be clear.

 

[cbrunny]

Standard Toronto jealousy in full effect! I'd only consider Montreal in the summertime as a serious competitor to this city. 🙂

lol spoken like someone who has never been outside the city. Just like our Premier!

 

[Subyman]

Cheap water front properties in Nova Scotia. After all the hot air Trump releases, global warming will likely make it the new Hamptons.

 

[Victorian Gray]

for anyone wanting to see a bit of Canada:

http://www.canadaovertheedge.com/series

(cut down episodes from seasons 1 and 2)

Don't know if access to the videos is country specific. Some gorgeous footage and interesting bits of knowledge and history of the various regions.

 

[Orignal Earl]

You probably stand a good chance of finding a unattached woman in Newfoundland as most of the men are working in West Newfoundland AKA Fort McMurray, Alberta.

Not for a long time now, all mostly went home or picked up other jobs on the way back

Don't forget to add an "eh" at the end of everything you say eh.

Take off eh!!! Ya hosehead eh!!

You don't use any punctuation marks after eh
eh is the punctuation mark

 

[Orignal Earl]

All of France's existing problems will be ours very soon. Yay liberals.

Not even close, it's going to be much much worse then France
phhhhhtt.....

The Lib plan is to allow any and all SJW's, feminists, Muslims, and Mexicans, total citizenship for the next decade
They are hoping to achieve a 90% Canadian majority within the next decade
phhhhht.. France....
You'll be wishing you were in France buddy

 

[Sonikku]

I wouldn't mind being in France right now. 🙁

 

[Victorian Gray]

Not even close, it's going to be much much worse then France
phhhhhtt.....

The Lib plan is to allow any and all SJW's, feminists, Muslims, and Mexicans, total citizenship for the next decade
They are hoping to achieve a 90% Canadian majority within the next decade
phhhhht.. France....
You'll be wishing you were in France buddy

I'm already wishing he was in France although I suspect that some place like Hungary might be a better fit.

 

[MongGrel]

You're afraid of Trump but you must frickin love the last 8 years of THIS:

The broken minds of leftists never cease to amaze...

The ignorance of chart spammers never ceases to amaze 🙂

 

[MongGrel]

Good riddance, I wish the whiners and idiots would finally follow through on their stupid "I'll leave if <insert candidate here> wins!". Why didn't all the stupid celebs who pledged to leave if W won again leave?

I also find it interesting that the whining libs say they're going to Canada. Why not Mexico??

Celebs probably have places to hang out in the Cayman Islands or somewhere to begin with and do hang out there a lot, I imagine.

As far as Mexico, why would you even ask the question.

It's a war zone in a lot of places atm ?

 

[KMFJD]

Standard Toronto jealousy in full effect! I'd only consider Montreal in the summertime as a serious competitor to this city. 🙂

Nothing beats a bland overpopulated traffic jam filled concrete jungle that's for sure...good ethnic restaurants are one of it's few redeeming qualities 🙂

 

[MongGrel]

Don't forget to add an "eh" at the end of everything you say eh.

Take off eh!!! Ya hosehead eh!!

I get the feeling you've been in rural Texas all your life and never even met a Canuck, most snowbirds come to FL.

Just a guess.

I know many transplants myself.

 

[Victorian Gray]

I get the feeling you've been in rural Texas all your life and never even met a Canuck, most snowbirds come to FL.

Just a guess.

I know many transplants myself.

Well, we do tend to use 'eh' a lot in many regions of the country. It's kind of a long standing national joke that Canadians never seem to get tired of telling each other. :biggrin:

Hosehead isn't much used though. We tend to prefer 'hoser'. 😉

 

[cbrunny]

Nothing beats a bland overpopulated traffic jam filled concrete jungle that's for sure...good ethnic restaurants are one of it's few redeeming qualities 🙂

lol plus this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZcwnO794k

This says everything anyone needs to know about Chrantonyans.

 

[Londo_Jowo]

I get the feeling you've been in rural Texas all your life and never even met a Canuck, most snowbirds come to FL.

Just a guess.

I know many transplants myself.

I'm originally from Virginia and moved to Texas in 2008. I've worked close to 2 years total in Canada, quite a bit in Alberta where they do use eh.

Also Bob and Doug McKenzie from the Great White Nord used to use eh a lot as well.

 

[Orignal Earl]

I get the feeling you've been in rural Texas all your life and never even met a Canuck, most snowbirds come to FL.

Just a guess.

I know many transplants myself.

Londo spent a long time in Canada studying our rich culture and language
He has also spent a lot of time in the Middle East doing the same
I'm kind of shocked he isn't insisting that only posters with first hand experience in Canadiana, post in this thread

 

[BoberFett]

Canada says hello.

 

[KMFJD]

lol plus this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZcwnO794k

This says everything anyone needs to know about Chrantonyans.

That describes Vancouver better to me, it snowed when i was there once and people where freaking out about the drive home (they got maybe 2-3 cm).

 

[KMFJD]

Canada says hello.

The boys are about the be released from jail and season 10 should start soon....

 

[Orignal Earl]

Canada says hello.

Letterkenny
Hicks, skids, hockey players and Christians
And a really hot chick in a bikini in every show

 

[BoberFett]

Letterkenny
Hicks, skids, hockey players and Christians
And a really hot chick in a bikini in every show

So it's like a Canadian Duck Dynasty?

 

[Orignal Earl]

So it's like a Canadian Duck Dynasty?

OMG no..it's a sitcom, like TPB
My real life is more Duck Dynasty then those pretenders on Duck Dynasty

 

[Subyman]

Canada says hello.

Whoa! That looks like store-bought booze they have there.