I need to find a good valentine's card for bae

[IronWing]

This plane just knocked me out of the mood for love. I thought it took Soviets to make an aircraft this ugly.

 

[CraKaJaX]

"Bite the pillow, I'm coming into dry dock."

I just fucking died.

 

[pete6032]

It's one of the terms oblama2009 was first to use but has already spread like a virus.

lol.

 

[CraKaJaX]

This is appropriate for the bunch of nerds here:

 

[gorcorps]

Someone's mad they don't have a bae?

I don't want a bae

I already have a girlfriend

 

[IronWing]

come back to my room.

We can do it all night
We can make it just right.

 

[Rakehellion]

I don't want a bae

I already have a girlfriend

awwwwww! happy bae day <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

 

[brianmanahan]

What is a BAE?

 

[gorcorps]

awwwwww! happy bae day <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

thanks, you too :thumbsup::wub:

 

[brianmanahan]

I don't want a bae

I already have a girlfriend

i've never had a girlfriend and i still don't want a bae

 

[CraKaJaX]

I have emailed a bunch of these cards out to some guys in the department for their use this weekend. Here are the first couple responses...

Rich: Beats buying flowers, Thanks!

Gene: You better buy the flowers Rich .... none of them love us that much ...

Rich told me he's gonna use the hoe one. I wonder if he'll get laid?

 

[Sonikku]

 

[momeNt]

Usually you take the person before anyone else and ask them to fornicate under consent of the king.

This is after you take them to a nice restaurant and to insure prompt service you give your waiter some cash.

Afterwords you probably have to drop a load of what you would want to "Ship High in Transit" if you were part of the railway industry transporting such.

I'm tired of the fake acronyms now can I go home?

 

[SearchMaster]

I always thought it was British Aerospace (BAE Systems), but apparently it's what kids and stupid people refer to their SO as, and it stands for "Before Anything/Anyone Else"

And yes, you just lost the requisite 4 IQ points having to learn that. I apologize.

Heh - I always thought it was just a lazy way of typing "babe" or "baby".

Thanks for the IQ destroying knowledge cuh.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Heh - I always thought it was just a lazy way of typing "babe" or "baby".

Thanks for the IQ destroying knowledge cuh.

You aren't alone. I thought that's what it was too......

Strap on your seatbelt man. The world is getting dumber by the day, if not second.

 

[Nograts]

That screams psycho crazy bitch.

 

[ElFenix]

This plane just knocked me out of the mood for love. I thought it took Soviets to make an aircraft this ugly.

what a nimrod

 

[momeNt]

You aren't alone. I thought that's what it was too......

Strap on your seatbelt man. The world is getting dumber by the day, if not second.

It is what it meant. The acronym came after the word.

 

[Jeff7]

I need to find a good valentine's card for ---

Ban for uttering......that term on these hallowed grounds.