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Originally posted by: StattlichPassat
Originally posted by: Kiyup
Take a few cans of shaving cream and freeze them.

When frozen, cut the cans open and place the ice cylinders somewhere, a confined area is best.

They blow up to about 100X the size when they thaw making the most ungodly mess.
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Oh now this is good!! 😀 ...are you serious? :Q
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He sure is. But I think you'll have to use LOX or something colder, such as LN2 to fully solidify the stuff. Drywall over their door is classic. Superglue in the key holes, etc etc... Don't forget to advertise their rooms as "instant hotel rooms" all over campus... 😀
 
Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
Originally posted by: StattlichPassat
Originally posted by: Kiyup
Take a few cans of shaving cream and freeze them.

When frozen, cut the cans open and place the ice cylinders somewhere, a confined area is best.

They blow up to about 100X the size when they thaw making the most ungodly mess.
Click to expand...

Oh now this is good!! 😀 ...are you serious? :Q
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He sure is. But I think you'll have to use LOX or something colder, such as LN2 to fully solidify the stuff. Drywall over their door is classic. Superglue in the key holes, etc etc... Don't forget to advertise their rooms as "instant hotel rooms" all over campus... 😀
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:Q Oh man...the things i can do!
 
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College dorms have all one thing in common, shoddy workmanship. Due to the design of the doors, it is possible to wedge a number of pennies between the doorframe and the door when the door is locked. Push the door as far in as you can while it is locked, then wedge pennies between the frame and the catch. This is known as pennying a door. It might be that a someone has already played this on you, and if you want to escape through such a trap, simply pull the door towards you as hard as you can, kick the door in the corner below the catch. This should dislodge the pennies.

Dorm doors are also easy targets for signs saying, ``Do not disturb! Masturbating intensely!'' They should be as easy to make as tearing them down. The more you go hanging them up after your mark has torn them down, the more annoying they get. You could also apply the old, glass'n'glue trick to this one. Take a bucket of wallpaper glue and thoroughly crush some glass into it. Put some glue onto the door, hang up the poster, and then put glue onto the poster. This trick was widely used by political left-wingers in the 70-ties when their posters often were torn down by their opponents. If you want to make certain that nobody gets permanent injuries, I suggest you leave the glass out.

One prankish way of getting back at your mark in a dorm, is to get a few hundred plastic cups. When the mark is away for the weekend, or the whole day, pick his door lock and get into his room. Fill the cups with water and place them one-by-one to cover the entire floor in his room. I suggest you find some friends to help you with this one.

One different prank that has been played at several dorms in the US, where co-students had covered the dorm door with a brick wall (makeing the room disappear) while the mark was on a weekend holiday. You can probably find references and pictures of this on the net.


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10-20 cups of milk filled to the *absolute* brim will do... they can't drink it due to the whole 1 gallon of milk thing, and they can't pick it up because not only will it spill off the top, but the clever shower-head arrangement of holes on the bottom sneakily sealed up by a seperate rubber pad to prevent it from leaking will shower all over the place... 😀
 
Another that may help:
Doors in general
Doors are nice targets for substances that have a foul stench. Scramble some eggs. Add some green food dye and a little bit of garlic salt. Pour it all over your mark's door or doormat. Let it soak in for a good while, while your mark is away for the weekend. Other things that you can smear onto doors are animal defecation, tar, chlorine or something foul smelling mentioned earlier in the car section of this book.

Any garden hose carrying water is a nice tool for the ones seeking to get even. Hook up the hose, push it through the mail-slot on the front door and then simply turn it on. A funny variation here is to use your mark's neighbor's garden hose. You should also spray some kind of sealer at the bottom of the door to make the house hold more water. If you use a good window insulator, you might even be able to seal the whole door shut. Check around your local hardware store to find the best suitable insulator.
 
The shaving cream one seems like the only one I've read that probby won't get you thrown in jail..


Here's one (that won't kill them).. but it's still annoying..

Buy a bunch of skittles - lots.. like 3 or 4lbs.. then, slowly pour them onto the floor outside their room door. Use a book, ruler, cd, whatever to send the skittles flying accross their floor. You don't even need access to their room to do that one. If the dorms get warm, like most girls' rooms do, the skittles will leave little multi-colored dots all over the floor. Plus, they will be finding skittles for weeks (if you do a good job of dispersing them.) Do this while they're not home (duh.)



Here's another one that's easy to do..

Design a life-size realistic robot that follows them around all day and harasses them.
 
Originally posted by: Kiyup
Buy a box of donuts and share it with the girls.

A couple of days later show them a pic with a donut around your erection
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This reminds me of the eclair prank in Van Wilder...................
 
Originally posted by: brxndxn
The shaving cream one seems like the only one I've read that probby won't get you thrown in jail..


Here's one (that won't kill them).. but it's still annoying..

Buy a bunch of skittles - lots.. like 3 or 4lbs.. then, slowly pour them onto the floor outside their room door. Use a book, ruler, cd, whatever to send the skittles flying accross their floor. You don't even need access to their room to do that one. If the dorms get warm, like most girls' rooms do, the skittles will leave little multi-colored dots all over the floor. Plus, they will be finding skittles for weeks (if you do a good job of dispersing them.) Do this while they're not home (duh.)



Here's another one that's easy to do..

Design a life-size realistic robot that follows them around all day and harasses them.
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I woudl second the second option. . .
 
A few years ago, I was the "observer" of a prank war between two rooms in the reshall I lived in. Best prank I saw was the one room making up fliers for a PS2 and 7 games for $50 because "its taking too much time away from our studying". They used the phone number of the target room.

Within an hour of putting the flier up on the free speech board, the phone was ringing. I went to lunch with one of the guys in the target room, and we heard two guys talking about the "super cheap ps2 they were going to call about after they ate".

My buddy and I went back and changed the messege on their answering machine saying something to the effect of "if you're calling about the ps2, there was a mistake in the ad, the correct number is XXX-XXXX", with the other room's phone number.

So the phone would ring in their room, the machine would play, then the phone would ring in the other room 🙂
 
try this one, take off the front part of their shower head, put a couple of lifesavers right in front of where the water comes out, when they shower with hot water theyll end up coating themselves in melted lifesavers, funny and delicious! 😉
 
Originally posted by: AUMM
try this one, take off the front part of their shower head, put a couple of lifesavers right in front of where the water comes out, when they shower with hot water theyll end up coating themselves in melted lifesavers, funny and delicious! 😉
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ill offer to clean them too...
 
Originally posted by: Kiyup
Take a few cans of shaving cream and freeze them.

When frozen, cut the cans open and place the ice cylinders somewhere, a confined area is best.

They blow up to about 100X the size when they thaw making the most ungodly mess.
Click to expand...
That is inspiring.
 
Originally posted by: Kiyup
Buy a box of donuts and share it with the girls.

A couple of days later show them a pic with a donut around your erection
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That is so funny!

It reminds me of the time when I had drinks with some buddies of mine after work. We went to a bar nearby work and my buddy started up a conversation with some pretty Russian chicks. They asked us where we worked (at an investment bank) and then they told us they only spoke with guys who worked at Goldman Sachs. We were so pissed my friend asked the bartender for a double scotch. My buddy went to the bathroom and dipped his nuts into the drinks. He came back and offered it to those girls and said no hard feelings. They wholeheartedly accepted. We were cracking up so hard it wasn't even funny.
 
Watch the sexual jokes... they are grounds for harrasment. If you were pranking guys, it wouldn't matter. Pranking girls is something different. That being said, what have you done to them so far? I like the idea of putting up advertisements around campus for a cheap PS2. I'm a huge dork though... I'm the guy saying "That prank is a fire hazard guys... lets think of someone else".

Ryan
 
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