I need some dirty puns for my presentation...

[LOLyourFace]

I'll be doing a small power point for this noob MIS class and I've chose to do ePornography.

Each slide needs a humorous dirty title with a pun: ex) stiff competition

I need two more for following titles (that can be adjusted to your usage):
*vulnerable security in pay sites
*rapidly growing industry

thanks!

 

[rasholianmon]

backdoor penetration...
spreading eagle...

 

[SWScorch]

gaping holes in pay sites
industry is becoming engorged?

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: rasholianmon
backdoor penetration...

*spits coke*
that is too much...

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: rasholianmon
backdoor penetration...
spreading eagle...

these made me laugh. i guess you were going for an all out nasty approach to this assignment....

maybe for the second one: industry enlargement
(perhaps too subtle).

im not sure for the first one..

 

[Zysoclaplem]

A quickly erected industry
A once flaccid industry now throbbing

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Hackers fingering their way into holes in security

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Hackers fingering their way into holes in security

That's too much, keep 'em coming.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm usually quite perverted, I just can't seem to come up with anything good.

 

[GoingUp]

backdoor penetration is a winnar!

 

[Fritzo]

...oral presentation might be too much to swallow.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Hackers Explore Holes
Many Holes Exploited by Hackers
Holes in security filled with hackers
Flaccid Security
Security Lacks Stamina, Performs Poorly
Paysite Protection develops hole, Virus introduced

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Backdoor Shenanigans
Growth Potential

- M4H

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
...oral presentation might be too much to swallow.

LOL! Good! I'm gonna close with that statement!

 

[EyeMWing]

You'll either get an A or fail outright.

I'm with Backdoor Penetration for the first

"Industry Throbbing, ready to explode" for the second.

 

[forumJunkie]

haha backdoor penetration *tears* oh man ATOT is great

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
...oral presentation might be too much to swallow.

That should be the first slide, "An Oral Presentation on ePornoography"

 

[Atomicus]

rising assets

traffic slowing down to a dribble

running dry

 

[tweakmm]

Unguarded entry points exploited.

 

[TheNinja]

This thread has me so pumped up from laughing that I just splashed all the water out of the bathtub!!!!!

 

[SagaLore]

Market still sees entry
Members still coming to pay-per-view sites
Gags and Gimmicks to entice customers
Many positions in the industry
Court orders probe

 

[SagaLore]

Holes on sites, and how to protect yourself
More Bang for your buck

 

[Crusty]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
This thread has me so pumped up from laughing that I just splashed all the water out of the bathtub!!!!!

wtf?

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
This thread has me so pumped up from laughing that I just splashed all the water out of the bathtub!!!!!

WTF? For some reason, thats one of the few things that actually made me laugh in this thread.

It was me going "wtf" to myself and then laughing.

Spork!

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: MCrusty

Originally posted by: TheNinja
This thread has me so pumped up from laughing that I just splashed all the water out of the bathtub!!!!!

wtf?

yeah.. I thought the same thing.