I need some dirty puns for my presentation...

[TravisT]

"got a taste of their own medicine"
"quickly getting backdoored while in the wrong position"

 

[Bootprint]

Just add, "If you know what I mean" <wink> <Wink> <Nudge> <Nudge> to every sentence so they think it's dirty.

 

[MisterJackson]

IDB!!! IDB!!! For Christ's friggin' sake IDB!!!!

 

[Gothgar]

1. Defenseless Security Taking it Ruthlessly / Virgin Security / Exploiting Virgin's.... Security

2. an inflating industry / quickly expanding industry / massively mushrooming industry

 

[thirdlegstump]

An inexperienced backdoor security officer can lead to painful penetrations