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I need some corny pick-up lines

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Originally posted by: blueskye13
Have fun with these classics....I am sure on or two have worked on me!

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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those are great. some i never heard before
 
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.

Excuse me, does this tequila taste funny? (Hand them an untouched shot)

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

do you play the drums? cuz ur bangin!!
 
One I heard on the radio the other day -

I think I need a library card, cuz I'm checkin' you out!


One of my bro's -

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
 
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