I need some corny pick-up lines

[bigrash]

quick

 

[RagingBITCH]

you'll never score anyway so why bother?

 

[DingDingDao]

"...stick out your left hand..."

 

[phatj]

do you wash ur pants with windex? cuz i can seemyself in them
if your right leg was xmas and ur left leg was new years, could i visit between the holidays?
are your parents terrorists? cuz ur the bomb baby!

 

[Svnla]

Here you go, corny and cheesy as they can be:

Come here often?
What your sign?
Hey, wanna dance?

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
"...stick out your left hand..."

:thumbsup:

Beat me to it. :laugh:

 

[GasX]

You could read the post about this topic from yesterday...

 

[Spikesoldier]

"...id really like to see your dairy pillows..."

 

[ggnl]

Here you go

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

:laugh:

 

[kevman]

"you are beautiful....and that is the least of your amazing qualities"

 

[BAMAVOO]

"Hi, they call me Big Rash!"

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

:laugh:

:thumbsup:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: phatj
do you wash ur pants with windex? cuz i can seemyself in them
if your right leg was xmas and ur left leg was new years, could i visit between the holidays?
are your parents terrorists? cuz ur the bomb baby!

Those are pretty damned good! :laugh:

 

[slightlyhuman]

"you have 206 bones in your body, would you want 1 more?"

 

[lancestorm]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
"...stick out your left hand..."

I thought he was driving at the time??? Really confused now...

 

[Izzo]

"Hey baby, use the search function often?"

 

This works wonders.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: kevman
"you are beautiful....and that is the least of your amazing qualities"

that's corny how?

 

[shopbruin]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: kevman
"you are beautiful....and that is the least of your amazing qualities"

that's corny how?

girls hate pick up lines in general, and when you try to flatter, while using said corny pickup line and don't bring much else to table, you are likely to see her walking away or slapping you upside the head.

 

[cressida]

I'll treat you like milk, do nothing but spoil you.

 

[Kev]

will you be walking to your car alone later?

 

[marmasatt]

Hey baby, your teeth are looking pretty yellow there. I've got some tartar control crest over at my place.....

 

[cloude27]

was your daddy a meat burglar, cause it looks like somebody stole 2 christmas hams and stuck them down the back of your pants