Dear Off Topic Board readers,
Last night, while I was in bed, I was thinking about Matt Witheiler. Now, I understand that this is not surprising. I surmise that a lot of people think about Matt while in bed. Maybe people think about Anand. I don't know. That seems kind of weird. Thinking about Matt Witheiler is different though. Oh, but I digress. My thoughts led me to an idea - why does AnandTech limit Matt Witheiler to hardware reviews and general computor information. Surely there is a demand for an expansion of Matt Witheiler related forums. I for one would like to hear Matt Witheiler's opinions on fashion, movies, modern culture and balloon animals (as many know, Mr. Witheiler is very handy at making all manner of Balloon doggies. I for one would like an insight from Matt into the world of the balloon doggy. How does he do it? any tips?)...Matt Witheiler could advise us on how to find a hobby. I bet he could teach me to whittle.
I think by now it is clear that the possibilities are endless. Is there somewhere I can write to request additional Witheiler. I yearn. I yearn. I gots to gets me some mo' Witheiler. sigh.
Love,
Mike Bossak
A perfect example of why first cousins shouldn't marry. Give our regards to Dr. Lector.
Last night, while I was in bed, I was thinking about Matt Witheiler. Now, I understand that this is not surprising. I surmise that a lot of people think about Matt while in bed. Maybe people think about Anand. I don't know. That seems kind of weird. Thinking about Matt Witheiler is different though. Oh, but I digress. My thoughts led me to an idea - why does AnandTech limit Matt Witheiler to hardware reviews and general computor information. Surely there is a demand for an expansion of Matt Witheiler related forums. I for one would like to hear Matt Witheiler's opinions on fashion, movies, modern culture and balloon animals (as many know, Mr. Witheiler is very handy at making all manner of Balloon doggies. I for one would like an insight from Matt into the world of the balloon doggy. How does he do it? any tips?)...Matt Witheiler could advise us on how to find a hobby. I bet he could teach me to whittle.
I think by now it is clear that the possibilities are endless. Is there somewhere I can write to request additional Witheiler. I yearn. I yearn. I gots to gets me some mo' Witheiler. sigh.
Love,
Mike Bossak
A perfect example of why first cousins shouldn't marry. Give our regards to Dr. Lector.
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