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I need more guy friends. Edit: now with pic!

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Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Ask her why she hates you for being a metrosexual.
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It's true, I do have metrosexual attributes. One of the few guy friends I hang out with on a regular basis outdoes me in that department, exponentially. :beer:🙂
 
Whose fault is it that you don't have friends who are guys? Yours. Stop being a pansy! 😀

You don't have to swill beer, watch football, and idolize Dale Earndhart to be a man, despite what The Man Show would have you think. Here are some true men (real and fictional) who don't conform to standard American conceptions of manhood:
James Bond
Batman
Bill Clinton
Conan O'Brien
Wink Osmosis
Anand Lal Shimpi
Aragorn

What I'm trying to say is that in order to compensate for your lack of beer and stupidity, you need sophistication, dark brooding, or humor. I have all of those, making me a superman.
 
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

What I'm trying to say is that in order to compensate for your lack of beer and stupidity, you need sophistication, dark brooding, or humor. I have all of those, making me a superman.
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I have all of those things, it makes me some type of chick magnet. I probably seek them out because of some Freudian childhood thing...

 
You can't fool us. She's really a corpse, and you just have her propped up for the picture, don't you? You couldn't even tape her eyes open? 😀
 
I showed my friend (who has been hating men since watching The Man Show yesterday) this thread...

MistressMedeaUT: James Bond- man whore
Batman- man whore
Bill Clinton- very much a man whore
Conan O'Brien- damned conservative man whore
Wink Osmosis - man whore (yes... you are)
Anand Lal Shimpi (???????)
Aragorn (man whore... sleeps with elves...)
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I explained to her that Aragorn was in love with the elf, but had to give her up because she chose immortality in the west.

MistressMedeaUT: okay... maybe hes an exception then
MistressMedeaUT: but legolas is better...
MistressMedeaUT: and he's hot
MistressMedeaUT: the hottest damned elf i have EVER seen
MistressMedeaUT: i have fantasies about legolas


And I do believe Legolas is a metrosexual (look at his hair!) 😀.
 
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
So the girlfriend blew up, she's tired of the fact that all my close friends are women. What's so wrong with that? I can't do the "guy chat" stuff, maybe I'm not trying hard enough.

*sigh* 😕

Pissy. 🙂
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your girlfriend is p!nk?
 
Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
So the girlfriend blew up, she's tired of the fact that all my close friends are women. What's so wrong with that? I can't do the "guy chat" stuff, maybe I'm not trying hard enough.

*sigh* 😕

Pissy. 🙂
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your girlfriend is p!nk?
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Huh? 😕

She's Iranian. You should hear us "discuss" the war.. :beer:🙂
 
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