I need help in determining what a PEN Symbolizes.

[ajpa123]

Here's what i would write on the gift tag. 'Angry writing utensil!'

and inside the package would be a Cross pen

OR

just write on the gift tag:
'Here's a gift that you can stab me with if i get too kinky later'

Either one wil do !

 

[bobbybe01]

I can't wait for the updates on this date!

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
I can't wait for the updates on this date!

:beer:!

 

[bobbybe01]

Bump to see if he humped or got dumped.

 

[cerebusPu]

tell her its a mini vibrator.


okay..we waiting for update.

 

[SagaLore]

Do you want this "pen" to symbolize what ATOT thinks it is, or what you think it is?

Just give her the pen and say it's a good luck charm to help her through her job.

 

[Pepsi90919]

you're the guy that came up with the 'stick out your left hand' bit right? i'm sure you're full of other similar gems.

 

[alrocky]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
The pen is a mighty tool...

For a moment I didn't notice the space between the "n" and the "i".

Must be a very nice pen and the note should be short.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
You: Uh...I'm gonna give you something new, but if you don't like it let me know...

Her: Uh...okay.

You: Stick out your right hand (give her the pen).

teh funney is present!

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: alrocky

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
The pen is a mighty tool...

For a moment I didn't notice the space between the "n" and the "i".

Hahahahaha!!


I really did LOL there!!!

 

[bozack]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Tell her it's a phallic symbol.

yeah, I was going to say something along these lines, like the pen is a good parallel to a schlong.

 

[User1001]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
You: Uh...I'm gonna give you something new, but if you don't like it let me know...

Her: Uh...okay.

You: Stick out your right hand (give her the pen).

teh funney is present!

Who says parodys are crappy lol. I don't suppose this is the same girl in the other thread?

 

[PowderBB3D]

Bump for great justice!

 

[ajpa123]

LOL..
reminds me of that SNL celebrity Jeopardy skit..

<nic cage> wait, wait... are you sellin' penis mightiers?</nic cage>
...
<connery> you're sittin on a fortune Trebek</connery>

LOL
.. i don't remember the exact dialogue.. but it's damn funny

 

[loup garou]

"Please don't use this pen to write a letter dumping me because I give crappy presents."

 

[bobbybe01]

What do you think, guys? Did she write him off?

 

[bobbybe01]

Midnight bump.

 

[WayneTeK]

update... she thanked me for the pen by TXTing me: "Thanks for the lovely pen. Hope you got home safely."

 

[Yossarian]

omg that's a weak update!!!

 

[WayneTeK]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
omg that's a weak update!!!

ok.. you want a bigger update? =) 8 dates and $800 invested... still nothing.. she's more talkative though. dont' worry though, i got this in the bag still.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
omg that's a weak update!!!

a lame update for a lame gift

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: PowderBB3D

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
"
Congratulations on your new job!

I hope this pen will serve as a stepping stone for greater challenges in life."

Wishing You The Best In LIfe,
Maverick.

What kind of a magical pen serves as as stepping stone for life challenges?

Exactly what I was wondering. Actually, having read his first attempt at a note, I'm beginning to worry that the OP might be a little bit retarded.

 

[lastrhino]

8 dates and $800 invested

If you're the least bit serious about having a lasting, loving and meaningful relationship, drop the whole notion about investing $$$. Is this girl a frikin' mutual fund? The more you focus on your $$$ investment, the more bitter you will be when she doesn't give you what you want when you want. The more you make her aware of the money you're spending on her, the more a) you send the signal you're spending your way out of having little confidence; b) you become accustom to a relationship lifestyle you can't afford in the long run. It can be tough turning the tide on blowing $150/week on dates and gifts.

Now if you're just after some tail, that's some expensive tail!