I need an infallible chili recipe

[eits]

One word. Ew.

don't knock it until you've tried it.

 

[moshquerade]

don't knock it until you've tried it.

that's what she said

 

[eits]

that's what she said

lol

 

[sandorski]

1lb ground beef/Stewing Beef(preferred)
1 onion chopped
1 bell pepper chopped
2-3 tblspn Chilli powder
1-2 tblspn Cumin
1-2 tblspn Garlic powder
2 tblspn crushed red pepper/2 Fresh Peppers Habeneros(preferred)
1 vegetable bullion cube
1 can diced tomatoes 796ml
1 can red kidney or black beans 540ml
1 can baked beans in tomato sauce
salt and pepper to taste
Optional- add a chopped carrot, mushrooms, or zuchini


fry the onions in oil first, when done add ground beef cook until browned, add bell pepper and crushed red pepper, after a couple minutes add all spices stirring until meet is coated in spices, add the tomatoes, and beans, add bullion, add approx 1/4 Water into the tomato can swish out the remnants and add to pot. Cook for at least 40 minutes, stirring every 7-10 minutes.

All measurements approximate

Copy paste, with a couple additions, from a previous thread.

 

[cardiac]

My recipe is similar to those above except for the meat. I use Bob Evans breakfast sausage and it is awesome. Makes a huge difference. Another thing is to make sure that you use quality spices. Don't use the $.99 Walmart chili powder. Spend a couple of bucks and get some decent spices.

 

[weirdichi]

Don't forget to add some Sriracha.

 

[Zen0]

Chili, like most Mexican food, is terrible.

 

[Ghiedo27]

Cook time and temperature make all of the difference. If you can let it simmer for 8 hours it's going to be much better than a 30 min or even 2hr quickie.

Recipe wise I like having 1 can of kidney beans, 1 can of chili beans, 1 or 2 cans of stewed tomatoes, and 1 pack of chili seasoning per pound of ground beef. Add in your own chopped onions and peppers to taste.

 

[zinfamous]

Chili, like most Mexican food, is terrible.

lol

 

[Brigandier]

lol

I was going to correct him, but, yeah, I'm done educating retards for free.

 

[Mike Gayner]

Shit dude I'm from New Zealand and I know chilli isn't Mexican.

 

[bradley]

I don't know about a chili recipe, but that was a cool use of the word infallible. I do make a wicked pizza though.

 

[Zen0]

lol

I was going to correct him, but, yeah, I'm done educating retards for free.

Hi Retards! Notice the Beans in the OP? Tortillas in the rest?

Shit dude I'm from New Zealand and I know chilli isn't Mexica.

OK.

 

[Brigandier]

Hi Retards! Notice the Beans in the OP? Tortillas in the rest?



OK.

I may be a retard, I prefer differently abled, but that doesn't change the fact that chili is not Mexican.

 

[Zen0]

I may be a retard, I prefer differently abled, but that doesn't change the fact that chili is not Mexican.

The Chili being talked about in this thread is Mexican.

Traditional Chili without beans and tomatoes and fajitas and shit is Spanish or something.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

how can you possibly have mastered gumbo but you're incapable of winging it on chili? that makes absolutely no sense.

 

[Brigandier]

The Chili being talked about in this thread is Mexican.

You're a towel.

 

[Mike Gayner]

The Chili being talked about in this thread is Mexican.

Come again?

 

[nageov3t]

how can you possibly have mastered gumbo but you're incapable of winging it on chili? that makes absolutely no sense.

I'm French, not (apparently) Mexican

 

[Kanalua]

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/pressure-cooker-chili-recipe/index.html

 

[QueBert]

OP can't make Chili, so he gets a bunch of recipes with people telling to to add tons of beans.

This thread's full of fail on every possible level.

 

[Mike Gayner]

OP can't make Chili, so he gets a bunch of recipes with people telling to to add tons of beans.

This thread's full of fail on every possible level.

Oh shit, the beantards are here.

 

[moshquerade]

OP can't make Chili, so he gets a bunch of recipes with people telling to to add tons of beans.

This thread's full of fail on every possible level.

chili w/o beans sucks.

 

[Iron Woode]

my recipe is pretty good too:

2 lbs of ground beef
2 large Spanish onions
3 large jalapenos
1 large green pepper
1 large tin of kidney beans
3 large tins of tomato sauce
chili powder, garlic powder, oregano, salt, pepper, cumin and some Worcestershire sauce.

I diced up the onions, jalapenos and green pepper and put them in my stew pot with some butter and pepper and softened them a bit. Then I added the ground beef and let it cook a bit in the veggies. I then added the spices. I then added the sauce and beans and let it all simmer for 2 hours.

:awe:

 

[shopbruin]

Here's my recipe no one here would like, but I enjoyed it:

Turkey Chili