I need a resume.

[shilala]

I have three or four really bad resumes. They need to be slapped together into something that looks professional and decent so that prospective employers have no clue that I'm retarded.
I don't need a job-specific resume, but a "one resume fits all" resume.
I'll be more than happy to compensate someone to do it for me, and it's really an easy job.
It just needs to be nice.
Anyone got time?

 

[wetcat007]

lol make sure not to mention that your retarded on it.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: wetcat007
lol make sure not to mention that your retarded on it.

And use better English this this poster.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: wetcat007
lol make sure not to mention that your retarded on it.

Good point. I'll write that down.

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: wetcat007
lol make sure not to mention that your retarded on it.

And use better English this this poster.

lawl

 

[mooglekit]

Hmm, new career path...professional resume writer...I could take a shot at it over the weekend if you can't find anyone else...seems...sketchy though

:: Taps Sarcasm Meter ::

Damn...it's broken...

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: wetcat007
lol make sure not to mention that your retarded on it.

And use better English this this poster.

Hey, I KNOW YOU!!!

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: shilala
I have three or four really bad resumes. They need to be slapped together into something that looks professional and decent so that prospective employers have no clue that I'm retarded.
I don't need a job-specific resume, but a "one resume fits all" resume.
I'll be more than happy to compensate someone to do it for me, and it's really an easy job.
It just needs to be nice.
Anyone got time?

If it's an easy job why not do it yourself?

 

[mooglekit]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: shilala
I have three or four really bad resumes. They need to be slapped together into something that looks professional and decent so that prospective employers have no clue that I'm retarded.
I don't need a job-specific resume, but a "one resume fits all" resume.
I'll be more than happy to compensate someone to do it for me, and it's really an easy job.
It just needs to be nice.
Anyone got time?

If it's an easy job why not do it yourself?

might have something to do with the retarded part...

 

[AreaCode707]

I'll give you a start - when do you need it by? Won't be able to get to it earlier than tonight. PM me for my email address.

I've done resumes for several AT folks, if any of them want to vouch for me. I've also worked in HR for several years, both on and off the recruiting front.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: mooglekit
Hmm, new career path...professional resume writer...I could take a shot at it over the weekend if you can't find anyone else...seems...sketchy though

It's not a big job, really.
My girlfriend looked at my old resumes and literally laughed and made me feel bad.
She said she'd do up a new resume for me, but I need it done in a big hurry because I'd like to get it mailed out to a number of places this weekend.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: HotChic
I'll give you a start - when do you need it by? Won't be able to get to it earlier than tonight. PM me for my email address.

I've done resumes for several AT folks, if any of them want to vouch for me. I've also worked in HR for several years, both on and off the recruiting front.

You are hired.
Thanks HC!!!

 

[wetcat007]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: wetcat007
lol make sure not to mention that your retarded on it.

And use better English this this poster.

teh intarwebs don't need good english

 

[mooglekit]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: mooglekit
Hmm, new career path...professional resume writer...I could take a shot at it over the weekend if you can't find anyone else...seems...sketchy though

It's not a big job, really.
My girlfriend looked at my old resumes and literally laughed and made me feel bad.
She said she'd do up a new resume for me, but I need it done in a big hurry because I'd like to get it mailed out to a number of places this weekend.

Fair enough...if I wasn't so busy neffing at work I'd be more than willing to help out. Good luck!