Thanks... I will need it. Though you wouldn't think a principles of speech test would be hard, this guy is insanely strict when it comes to grading, and tests on very intricate details.
Thanks... I will need it. Though you wouldn't think a principles of speech test would be hard, this guy is insanely strict when it comes to grading, and tests on very intricate details.
I don't know about you, but I ordered my free PETA stickers over at hot deals... (I think it's PETA)
Originally posted by: fanerman91
I don't know about you, but I ordered my free PETA stickers over at hot deals... (I think it's PETA)
People Eating Tasty Animals?
Yeah, I'm a lifetime member.
- M4H
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: fanerman91
I don't know about you, but I ordered my free PETA stickers over at hot deals... (I think it's PETA)
People Eating Tasty Animals?
Yeah, I'm a lifetime member.
- M4H
I'm part of that PETA too. hahaha
Originally posted by: fanerman91
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: fanerman91
I don't know about you, but I ordered my free PETA stickers over at hot deals... (I think it's PETA)
People Eating Tasty Animals?
Yeah, I'm a lifetime member.
- M4H
I'm part of that PETA too. hahaha
Yea, count me in
two sausages are in a frying pan.
one sausage says to the other, "wow, it sure is hot in here!"
the other sausage looks at him and says, "oh my GOD!!! a talking sausage!!!"
one sausage says to the other, "wow, it sure is hot in here!"
the other sausage looks at him and says, "oh my GOD!!! a talking sausage!!!"
Here's a good, clean joke that the kids might even get:
A doctor always went to the bar after a hard day's work and ordered a strawberry dacquri. The bartender, named Dick, and the doctor hit it off well, so the bartender learned when the doctor came in and always had his dacquri waiting for him. One day, the bartender ran out of strawberries. So Dick uses some hickory nuts instead. The doctor comes in and sits down expecting his usual. He takes a sip and says...
Doctor: Is this a strawberry dacquri, Dick?
Bartender: No, it's a hickory dacquri, Doc.
Hehehe :-D
[Edit] Forgot to quote the source: Prarie Home Companion's "Pretty Good Joke Tape"[/Edit]
A doctor always went to the bar after a hard day's work and ordered a strawberry dacquri. The bartender, named Dick, and the doctor hit it off well, so the bartender learned when the doctor came in and always had his dacquri waiting for him. One day, the bartender ran out of strawberries. So Dick uses some hickory nuts instead. The doctor comes in and sits down expecting his usual. He takes a sip and says...
Doctor: Is this a strawberry dacquri, Dick?
Bartender: No, it's a hickory dacquri, Doc.
Hehehe :-D
[Edit] Forgot to quote the source: Prarie Home Companion's "Pretty Good Joke Tape"[/Edit]
ok this is my favorite joke. haaha
it's ALL about on how you deliver it.
Ok.
Want to hear two short jokes and one long joke?
joke joke joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke!
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAA
it's ALL about on how you deliver it.
Ok.
Want to hear two short jokes and one long joke?
joke joke joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke!
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAA
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.'
Watson says: 'I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.'
Holmes replies: 'Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent'."
woo-hoo, 300 posts!
Watson says: 'I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.'
Holmes replies: 'Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent'."
woo-hoo, 300 posts!
Originally posted by: NewSc2
Now that's a funny joke
Heh...I've got a ways to go before I make "grand naga"!
Originally posted by: SDOG34
Originally posted by: NewSc2
Now that's a funny joke
Heh...I've got a ways to go before I make "grand naga"!
ROFL ... indeed, considering that's a custom title bestowed not by postcount but by forum behaviour. I believe there are three in total.
- M4H
Originally posted by: Rufio
ok this is my favorite joke. haaha
it's ALL about on how you deliver it.
Ok.
Want to hear two short jokes and one long joke?
joke joke joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke!
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAA
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
i love jokes that are so dumb, they're funny
There are two british cows grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "Are you worried at all about the mad cow disease?"
The other cow looks over and says, "What for? I'm a bloody helicopter!"
One cow says to the other, "Are you worried at all about the mad cow disease?"
The other cow looks over and says, "What for? I'm a bloody helicopter!"
How are snowmobiles and, and wifves the same?
You work on them all week so you can ride them on the weekend:evil:
You work on them all week so you can ride them on the weekend:evil:
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