I need a cool sig quote!

[schizoid]

So something funny. Preferably involving one or more of the following:

- Grasshopper
- a couple of goats
- the war in Iraq
- Plaster of Paris
- Thumper
- anal beads
- Impressionist paintings
- Joe Montana
- Tubgirl
- Jehovah's penchant for scat fetishes

Thanks in advance!

 

[SherEPunjab]

Originally posted by: schizoid
So something funny. Preferably involving one or more of the following:

- Grasshopper
- a couple of goats
- the war in Iraq
- Plaster of Paris
- Thumper
- anal beads
- Impressionist paintings
- Joe Montana
- Tubgirl
- Jehovah's penchant for scat fetishes

Thanks in advance!

Grasshopper enjoys sucking a couple of goats while Thumper and Joe Montana punt anal Beads in an attempt to help with the war in Iraq while Tubgirl makes a frame out of Plaster of Paris for her Impresionist paintings because Jehova's penchant for scat fetishes.

 

[jaeger66]

Say something offensive.
Have mod reprimand you.
Copy and paste into sig.

All the cool kids do it nowadays.

 

[HOWITIS]

lmao, use that one

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: jaeger66
Say something offensive.
Have mod reprimand you.
Copy and paste into sig.

All the cool kids do it nowadays.

Ok...will this work?

=================== Start of offensive saying ========================

Yeeee haw!! I'm gonna have sex with a big ol' mod!

Awww...I don't feel so good.

*BARF*

================== End of offensive saying ==========================

Hopefully that'll work.

 

[schizoid]

No?

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: jaeger66
Say something offensive.
Have mod reprimand you.
Copy and paste into sig.

All the cool kids do it nowadays.

ahhh just respond to that one thread w/ the mod going insane...after that incident last night w/ the mods....one thread had nothing but boldface sigs...

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: jaeger66
Say something offensive.
Have mod reprimand you.
Copy and paste into sig.

All the cool kids do it nowadays.

ahhh just respond to that one thread w/ the mod going insane...after that incident last night w/ the mods....one thread had nothing but boldface sigs...

Hey buddy? Who do you think STARTED that thread?

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: jaeger66
Say something offensive.
Have mod reprimand you.
Copy and paste into sig.

All the cool kids do it nowadays.

ahhh just respond to that one thread w/ the mod going insane...after that incident last night w/ the mods....one thread had nothing but boldface sigs...

Hey buddy? Who do you think STARTED that thread?

link?

 

[spanky]

why dont u just make up ur own mod quote... like this

Here is you're requested mod quote.

AnandTech Moderator

no one will ever know. well... almost. ok maybe not.

 

[Xionide]

i need linkage to that thread

 

[RossMAN]

Piss off a mod enough so they lock your thread and include a mod comment.

But don't piss them off enought that they'd give you a vacation or ban you.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: UberVoodooFX9700
i need linkage to that thread

 

[jaeger66]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Piss off a mod enough so they lock your thread and include a mod comment.

But don't piss them off enought that they'd give you a vacation or ban you.

Why didn't you just copy and paste my first reply? Saves time and you still get posts++.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Piss off a mod enough so they lock your thread and include a mod comment.

But don't piss them off enought that they'd give you a vacation or ban you.

Hasn't worked for me....


All this time and I think the only time a MOD ever talked to me was in a P.M.
I did a bad bad thing (or so I was told) don't have the foggiest idea what it was though. (Call me mister short term memory loss)

 

[Luden]

Mods gave me this last quote last nice, they wouldnt give me anything at first since I didnt give them enough. So I asked for the free style mod and got this..

 

[Luden]

sorry. Link

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: UberVoodooFX9700
i need linkage to that thread

Linkage for the blind

That was all me, yo.

 

[Luden]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: UberVoodooFX9700
i need linkage to that thread

Linkage for the blind

That was all me, yo.

lol, thats a fitting link title for you.

 

[spanky]

wow... the mod was mad ass busy in ur thread yesterday. i wonder tho... when a mod edits a posts... does it pad his post count?

edit - post++

 

[slikmunks]

if so, the mods prob'ly all have lots and LOTS of posts...

post++;

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: slikmunks
if so, the mods prob'ly all have lots and LOTS of posts...

post++;

i still got him beat by a landslide (i think) :Q

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: spankyOO7
why dont u just make up ur own mod quote... like this

Here is you're requested mod quote.

AnandTech Moderator

no one will ever know. well... almost. ok maybe not.

Nope.

Spelling is too accurate for a mod quote.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: spankyOO7
wow... the mod was mad ass busy in ur thread yesterday. i wonder tho... when a mod edits a posts... does it pad his post count?

edit - post++

No.

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: spankyOO7
wow... the mod was mad ass busy in ur thread yesterday. i wonder tho... when a mod edits a posts... does it pad his post count?

edit - post++

No.

hey, stop tampering with my mod bait :|