i must speak of it now

Alex Rowe

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Aug 2, 2006
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sometimes the mood overtakes me and i become querulous, my companions tire of my ceaseless grievances, and i grow weary of my own dissatisfaction and their inability to empathize.

how can i avoid such infinitely iterating pathos, a bane without lull that i curse from the depths of my heart of darkness partially of its adulterating oppressiveness but no small part owing to frustration that comes from my own incapacity to relinquish its control over my being? redeem me, newfound friends, lest the precocious coming of age bring new ruination afore this old curse be overcome.


prosper, my children, for the time of wanton abandon draws soon to a close
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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I think I got that in an email. Are you trying to sell me Cialis or fake Rolexes?
 

anxi80

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uhm.... wheres my free ipod?! or bonus money for signing up to join a poker site?
 

moshquerade

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eyes so tristful, eyes so tristful, heart so full of care and cumber, i was lapped in rest and slumber, ye have made me wakeful, wistful! in this life of labor endless who shall comfort my distresses? querulous my soul and friendless in its sorrow shuns caresses. ye have made me, ye have made me querulous of you, that care not, eyes so tristful, yet I dare not say to what ye have betrayed me.
 

compnovice

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Jun 18, 2005
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We are geeks and nerds, not descendents of Shakespeare? Speak in plain English or be condemned to the state of permaban ....
 

EKKC

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i dont understand these SPAM mail, what's the purpose? they're not even advertising they're just sending random crap out! holy hell can't Bill Gates hire some hitman to kill these spammers or something? damn.
 

tm37

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Jan 24, 2001
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
 

maximus maximus

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Originally posted by: EKKC


i dont understand these SPAM mail, what's the purpose? they're not even advertising they're just sending random crap out! holy hell can't Bill Gates hire some hitman to kill these spammers or something? damn.

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where bart travels to the future.. The time machine is fueled by spam mails.. coz there is a never ending supply.. :D
 

Alex Rowe

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Aug 2, 2006
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
eyes so tristful, eyes so tristful, heart so full of care and cumber, i was lapped in rest and slumber, ye have made me wakeful, wistful! in this life of labor endless who shall comfort my distresses? querulous my soul and friendless in its sorrow shuns caresses. ye have made me, ye have made me querulous of you, that care not, eyes so tristful, yet I dare not say to what ye have betrayed me.

she leads me to pasture and yet i feel no anxiety, shorn of all adornment save my own flesh - what can i say but BAAA
 

So

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That actually made sense, even if it was a bit unnecessarily sophisticated.
 
Jun 19, 2004
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Originally posted by: Alex Rowe
Originally posted by: moshquerade
eyes so tristful, eyes so tristful, heart so full of care and cumber, i was lapped in rest and slumber, ye have made me wakeful, wistful! in this life of labor endless who shall comfort my distresses? querulous my soul and friendless in its sorrow shuns caresses. ye have made me, ye have made me querulous of you, that care not, eyes so tristful, yet I dare not say to what ye have betrayed me.

she leads me to pasture and yet i feel no anxiety, shorn of all adornment save my own flesh - what can i say but BAAA


Those led to pasture eventually are led to slaughter......
 
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SlitheryDee

Verily I say unto thee. Speaketh without thy convolutions of prose, for it twisteth on my tongue and addleth my brains.
 

Saint Nick

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Jan 21, 2005
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The random albino carrot of yore yanked its crap in a unit circle and then shat on a turtle while eating a big swine that sucked on a fat cheese-wart in an oblivion of agony.