I must look like a bad guy

[MrSquished]

I'm flying to Cyprus in the summer and I'll probably come back tan and looking very middle eastern. I fully expect to be accosted by customs when arriving back in NJ, even though I'm a born and raised American who was never Muslim. That will be in July, and Trump has plenty of time to make things even worse for travelers between now and then.

 

[Chaotic42]

I get patted down every time. Once at DCA they literally pulled my shorts down during the pat down.

 

[Kaido]

I get patted down every time. Once at DCA they literally pulled my shorts down during the pat down.

Nooooooo you got pantsed at an airport?? That's awful

I always got picked out for having baby food, which was annoying because then they have to open your (sealed) food & use test strips.

 

[Spacehead]

I flew Tuesday and after being scanned in the cylinder they pulled me aside for a thorough pat down because they claimed their scanner had problems detecting my crotch. I'm not even kidding.

Sorry to hear that.
Too bad you didn't have time to pull a Derek Smalls on them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAargSCXQaQ

 

[KMFJD]

in a 3 year period i was pulled over 7 out of 11 flights, i haven't had an issue since...