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I must be getting old

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Exterous

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A dinner consisting of numerous beers, doritos and peanut butter filled pretzels doesn't seem to be sitting as well as it has in the past....
 
Any beers, okay standard garbage college ones as I haven't any since, wouldn't sit well with my stomach...
Either way junk food will do that if you have to much.
 
GagHalfrunt said:
Inconsequential. A young mans stomach can handle any combination of beer varieties and Dorito flavors. If they're not digested properly and converted to horniness then it's clear proof of aging.
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This is true. My advances were also spurned due to claims of 'work night', 'bed time' along with 'your breath stinks'. I also believe an inadequate amount of alcohol was consumed by my target as well - due to similar reasons 🙁
 
Exterous said:
This is true. My advances were also spurned due to claims of 'work night', 'bed time' along with 'your breath stinks'. I also believe an inadequate amount of alcohol was consumed by my target as well - due to similar reasons 🙁
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Also a sign of aging. When you're younger it takes very little alcohol to get the target to overlook Dorito-breath. As you get older it takes more and more booze until eventually the only effective dosage results in the target passing out.
 
rocadelpunk said:
which beers and what flavor doritos - this is paramount
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Bud light and Nacho flavored - a classic young man's combo

tcsenter said:
Just wait. There will come a time when "laxative" enters into your regular colloquial lexicon.
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I have been thinking of ending it before I approach the precipice that is 30 and the drastic slide into the darkness that is 'old age' and this is yet another reason to end everything on a high(ish) note
 
GagHalfrunt said:
Also a sign of aging. When you're younger it takes very little alcohol to get the target to overlook Dorito-breath. As you get older it takes more and more booze until eventually the only effective dosage results in the target passing out.
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There is no hope. Where is my sword?

Edit: On second thought the passing out might not be so bad. Theres been something I've wanted to try...
 
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Wait until you realize you can no longer stay up from Friday afternoon until Monday morning freebasing your entire paycheck and then be in the pilot's seat for that 8am flight to LA.

That's when life really starts going downhill 🙁
 
Exterous said:
A dinner consisting of numerous beers, doritos and peanut butter filled pretzels doesn't seem to be sitting as well as it has in the past....
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Tell me about it. I used to be able to drink a 12 pack at night on an empty stomach, then wake up the next morning and be completely fine. Now I'm lucky to drink 3 at night without having a massive migraine in the morning. Old age sucks.
 
relic2279 said:
Tell me about it. I used to be able to drink a 12 pack at night on an empty stomach, then wake up the next morning and be completely fine. Now I'm lucky to drink 3 at night without having a massive migraine in the morning. Old age sucks.
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So like, are you a hardcore lurker or did you lose your post count when we made the transition?
 
We had Xmas early with 1 side of the family.
I got towels and sweaters...
That's when you know you're getting up there.
 
relic2279 said:
Tell me about it. I used to be able to drink a 12 pack at night on an empty stomach, then wake up the next morning and be completely fine. Now I'm lucky to drink 3 at night without having a massive migraine in the morning. Old age sucks.
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LOL yeah.

i enjoy beer but more then 2 i tend to wake up with a hangover and a migraine.

fuck this getting old. someone should outlaw it.
 
1sikbITCH said:
Wait until you realize you can no longer stay up from Friday afternoon until Monday morning freebasing your entire paycheck and then be in the pilot's seat for that 8am flight to LA.

That's when life really starts going downhill 🙁
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That's what co-pilots and flight attendants are for. Get the stews to fetch you a drink and then take a nap, let the co-pilot do the flight for experience.
 
highland145 said:
This.


OP, you're a wimp. Want me to send you some depends and a walker? Maybe a few Ensures?



j/k😛
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Hey - I will have you know that Friday night still went very well drink wise. I can confirm that a Greasy Mexican is still one of the worst shots I have ever done (Well tequila and mayonnaise). Apparently I just need a better food base now...
 
The problem does not lie in the combination of foods that you consumed, but is a result of you drinking refrigerated urine.
 
Speaking of food and my age.. Every time I see something regarding spice, I think of Dune and the, " WHOEVER CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!!!!" , lol....
 
Exterous said:
Hey - I will have you know that Friday night still went very well drink wise. I can confirm that a Greasy Mexican is still one of the worst shots I have ever done (Well tequila and mayonnaise). Apparently I just need a better food base now...
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DATS RACIST.........😛


Actually, that sounds really nasty.
 
Your problem is not your age, it's simply that you were lacking in meats.

Some Beef Jerkey or perhaps White Castle Sliders would have evened everything out.
 
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