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I love you...

Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
I love you...
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The last time you told me that I woke up with a sore ass and you were nowhere to be found.
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I hope you used a condom! 😱

😛

Cheers minendo :beer:
 
I must be crazy now
Maybe I dream too much
But when I think of you
I long to feel your touch

To whisper in your ear
Words that are old as time
Words only you would hear
If only you were mine

I wish I could go back to the very first day I saw you
Should've made my move when you looked in my eyes
'Cause by now I know that you'd feel the way that I do
And I'd whisper these words as you'd lie here by my side

I love you, please say
You love me too, these three words
They could change our lives forever
And I promise you that we will always be together
Till the end of time

So today, I finally find the courage deep inside
Just to walk right up to your door
But my body can't move when I finally get to it
Just like a thousand times before

Then without a word he handed me this letter
Read I hope this finds the way into your heart, it said

I love you, please say
You love me too, these three words
They could change our lives forever
And I promise you that we will always be together
Till the end of time

Well maybe I, I need a little love yeah
And maybe I, I need a little care
And maybe I, maybe you, maybe you, maybe you
Oh you need somebody just to hold you
If you do, just reach out and I'll be there

I love you, please say
You love me too
Please say you love me too
Till the end of time
These three words
They could change our lives forever
And I promise you that we will always be together

Oh, I love you
Please say you love me too
Please please
Say you love me too
Till the end of time
My baby
Together, together, forever
Till the end of time
I love you
I will be your light
Shining bright
Shining through your eyes
My baby
 
Originally posted by: tami
are you bored? 🙂
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Well, I'm still waiting for you to get your a** over to my place, what do you think? 😉

Cheers tami :beer:
 
Originally posted by: djpolstee
or maybe two condoms
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That sounds like chinese birth control

2 condoms with tiger balm inbetween

if the outer one breaks your partner will know it

if the inner one breaks your going to know it :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman <<<<<<< chinese 😉
 
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: djpolstee
or maybe two condoms
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That sounds like chinese birth control

2 condoms with tiger balm inbetween

if the outer one breaks your partner will know it

if the inner one breaks your going to know it :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman <<<<<<< chinese 😉
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Tiger balm?

Isn't that the stuff that Ligers come from?
 
Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: djpolstee
or maybe two condoms
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That sounds like chinese birth control

2 condoms with tiger balm inbetween

if the outer one breaks your partner will know it

if the inner one breaks your going to know it :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman <<<<<<< chinese 😉
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Tiger balm?

Isn't that the stuff that Ligers come from?
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They're known for their magical powers, y'know.
 
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