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I love to read the stuff that's scratched on bathroom walls.

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We have community bathroom's here in my dorm, so when one needs to drop a deuce, Forget the newspaper! The entertainment is on the walls!

I found this one quote, and I really liked it. It was,
"You aren't worth the sh!t I left in the toilet."
Haha, that got me laughing.

Also, there's always the bashing of Frats. There is this one inscribing that says, "Delta Sigma Pi likes it up the ass"

if you follow the arrow after the quote, another person (most likely a brother from DSP) said, "come tell me to my face i love you. room 124. please."

Good stuff. 🙂
 
some people come to sit and think
some people come to sh|t and stink
some people come to do it all
and read the writing thats on the wall.

ive always liked that one.
 
I've seen this in quite a few stalls:

<clears throat>
<audience member coughs>

"Here I sit broken-hearted,
Tried to sh!t, but only farted"

<applause>
<bows out>
 
I always unroll the TP a few squares, then write where it will (soon) be visible, "I rubbed this all over my nuts" and then roll it back up. Teh funny!
 
Originally posted by: gabemcg
I always unroll the TP a few squares, then write where it will (soon) be visible, "I rubbed this all over my nuts" and then roll it back up. Teh funny!
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teh nasteez.
:shocked:
 
Hehe...I always enjoy the ones where people make rhymes about what they've done with sorority girls....
"I rammed a Delta Gamma"
"I peed on an Alpha Phi"
etc etc etc
 
one time i was studying in the library, and this quote is hilarious:

"procrastination is like masturbation, at first it is fun, but then you realize that you are just fvcking yourself 😀"

--GiLtY
 
there's one bathroom around here that's full of big lebowski quotes.

"you want a toe? I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon."
 
"As I sit, in bathroom stalls,
I roll my $hit in little balls.
To those who read these words of wit,
Eat my little balls of $hit." 😀


Or, written above a urinal,

"You've got the whole world in your hands"
 
my fave

People who write on bathroom walls
roll their sh!t in little balls

people who read these words of wit
eat those tiny balls of sh!t
 
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