I love to read the stuff that's scratched on bathroom walls.

[xEDIT409]

We have community bathroom's here in my dorm, so when one needs to drop a deuce, Forget the newspaper! The entertainment is on the walls!

I found this one quote, and I really liked it. It was,
"You aren't worth the sh!t I left in the toilet."
Haha, that got me laughing.

Also, there's always the bashing of Frats. There is this one inscribing that says, "Delta Sigma Pi likes it up the ass"

if you follow the arrow after the quote, another person (most likely a brother from DSP) said, "come tell me to my face i love you. room 124. please."

Good stuff.

 

[KLin]

I dare you to go to room 124 and ask them if they do like it up the ass.

 

[cosine17]

some people come to sit and think
some people come to sh|t and stink
some people come to do it all
and read the writing thats on the wall.

ive always liked that one.

 

[Looney]

I saw you take that sh1t, now put it back.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: cosine17
some people come to sit and think
some people come to sh|t and stink
some people come to do it all
and read the writing thats on the wall.

ive always liked that one.

 

[LeetViet]

You should post on grouphug.us

 

[Krk3561]

This one at my school says:

"Mr. Huck has a hairy vagina"

I always get a kick out of that one.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Please flush twice

it's a Long way to the cafeteria.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Some of the greatest works of literature have been inscribed on the walls of the lavatory.

 

[cosine17]

in a sorority ive seen "be a sweety and lift the seaty"

 

[MaxDSP]

I've seen this in quite a few stalls:

<clears throat>
<audience member coughs>

"Here I sit broken-hearted,
Tried to sh!t, but only farted"

<applause>
<bows out>

 

[hevnsnt]

I do too..

This one reminded me of ATOT

 

[imthebadguy]

lol always entertaining

 

[gabemcg]

I always unroll the TP a few squares, then write where it will (soon) be visible, "I rubbed this all over my nuts" and then roll it back up. Teh funny!

 

[Alex]

"my cock is a weapon of ass destruction"

that one had me in stiches

 

[xEDIT409]

Originally posted by: gabemcg
I always unroll the TP a few squares, then write where it will (soon) be visible, "I rubbed this all over my nuts" and then roll it back up. Teh funny!

teh nasteez.
:shocked:

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: KLin
I dare you to go to room 124 and ask them if they do like it up the ass.

lmao...do it!

 

[xEDIT409]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: KLin
I dare you to go to room 124 and ask them if they do like it up the ass.

lmao...do it!

Hah, and get my ass beat?!?!

Right.

 

[thegimp03]

Hehe...I always enjoy the ones where people make rhymes about what they've done with sorority girls....
"I rammed a Delta Gamma"
"I peed on an Alpha Phi"
etc etc etc

 

[GiLtY]

one time i was studying in the library, and this quote is hilarious:

"procrastination is like masturbation, at first it is fun, but then you realize that you are just fvcking yourself "

--GiLtY

 

[richardycc]

"diploma, take one" with an arrow pointing to the roll of toilet paper.

 

[Dubb]

there's one bathroom around here that's full of big lebowski quotes.

"you want a toe? I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon."

 

[Black88GTA]

"As I sit, in bathroom stalls,
I roll my $hit in little balls.
To those who read these words of wit,
Eat my little balls of $hit."


Or, written above a urinal,

"You've got the whole world in your hands"

 

[Anubis]

my fave

People who write on bathroom walls
roll their sh!t in little balls

people who read these words of wit
eat those tiny balls of sh!t

 

[sygyzy]

Isn't DSP a co-ed (yes HAHAHA) business fraternity where even the girls are called "bros"?