Originally posted by: Moralpanic
I cut the holes out of my pant pockets so it's easier to masturbate in public.
Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Mexican food tastes like penis.
And if anyone would know what penis tasted like it would be you.Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Mexican food tastes like penis.
Originally posted by: Ronstang
If anyone would like to try something really good do this:
Next time you have french fries take a bowl and put a large amount of ketchup in it. Add tobasco sauce to it using the amount you feel comfortable with and then put a lagre amount of black pepper on it also...I usually unscrew the top of the pepper to facilitate getting a lot of pepper. Mix it all up and you will have the best french fry dip you ever tasted.
Enjoy.
Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Originally posted by: Ronstang
If anyone would like to try something really good do this:
Next time you have french fries take a bowl and put a large amount of ketchup in it. Add tobasco sauce to it using the amount you feel comfortable with and then put a lagre amount of black pepper on it also...I usually unscrew the top of the pepper to facilitate getting a lot of pepper. Mix it all up and you will have the best french fry dip you ever tasted.
Enjoy.
That sounds like a recipe for penis. You eat penis for fun. 😉
You have a penis fetish don't you? Although I can't vouch for the use of this sauce I spoke of on penis I'm sure in your case it would add a little spice to your nightly ritual.Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Originally posted by: Ronstang
If anyone would like to try something really good do this:
Next time you have french fries take a bowl and put a large amount of ketchup in it. Add tobasco sauce to it using the amount you feel comfortable with and then put a lagre amount of black pepper on it also...I usually unscrew the top of the pepper to facilitate getting a lot of pepper. Mix it all up and you will have the best french fry dip you ever tasted.
Enjoy.
That sounds like a recipe for penis. You eat penis for fun. 😉
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Originally posted by: Ronstang
If anyone would like to try something really good do this:
Next time you have french fries take a bowl and put a large amount of ketchup in it. Add tobasco sauce to it using the amount you feel comfortable with and then put a lagre amount of black pepper on it also...I usually unscrew the top of the pepper to facilitate getting a lot of pepper. Mix it all up and you will have the best french fry dip you ever tasted.
Enjoy.
That sounds like a recipe for penis. You eat penis for fun. 😉
have you read the book Valley of Penises yet? i hear it's way up there in books your type should read... 😛
Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Originally posted by: Ronstang
If anyone would like to try something really good do this:
Next time you have french fries take a bowl and put a large amount of ketchup in it. Add tobasco sauce to it using the amount you feel comfortable with and then put a lagre amount of black pepper on it also...I usually unscrew the top of the pepper to facilitate getting a lot of pepper. Mix it all up and you will have the best french fry dip you ever tasted.
Enjoy.
That sounds like a recipe for penis. You eat penis for fun. 😉
have you read the book Valley of Penises yet? i hear it's way up there in books your type should read... 😛
Making out with your mom tastes like penis. I know for a fact she eats penises for fun.
Originally posted by: Walleye
insulting my mom in no way affects me. she's a whore, a skank, a b1tch, a dirty slut, and a theif. you cannot begin to imagine the hatred i feel for her. she is...the worst person i have ever known...
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
I cut the holes out of my pant pockets so it's easier to masturbate in public.
Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Mexican food tastes like penis.