I love Shelly21

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Originally posted by: Jgtdragon
How do we really know shelly21 really a female?

I thought everyone in this thread was under the assumption shelly21 was a guy in the first place..........

 

[Quixfire]

Are you Asian?

No, French-Canadian & Hungarian

If so, can you cook like Beau?

I can cook better, I'm french.

Also, do you make more money than me?

Seven figures in Real Estate and five at my day job.

Oh, are you in between the age of 25-30?

No, I'm in my mid-thirty and married to the love of my life.

Her pic is in my sig.

But my brother is available.

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Jgtdragon
How do we really know shelly21 really a female?

Aww, you ruined the surprise.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Are you Asian? If so, can you cook like Beau? Also, do you make more money than me?

Oh, are you in between the age of 25-30?

OOOH... doh I can't cook.

Wait a minute... do hotdogs and hamburgers count ? I can also heat a pizza pretty good...

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Okay, you must be willing to put up with a white chick with a strange sense of humor. And I expect good food when we go out, I'm willing to pay my half of course.

Must be a non-smoker and likes cats. You are allowed to watch porn behind my back, but don't let me catch you. Willing to let me ride my bike whenever I want to.

I love to travel, I want to go to Asia at least once every two years (so being an Asian is a bonus).

Ya know... you coulda showed up in my life 2 years ago before I proposed to someone else...

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Okay, you must be willing to put up with a white chick with a strange sense of humor. And I expect good food when we go out, I'm willing to pay my half of course.

Must be a non-smoker and likes cats. You are allowed to watch porn behind my back, but don't let me catch you. Willing to let me ride my bike whenever I want to.

I love to travel, I want to go to Asia at least once every two years (so being an Asian is a bonus).

Ya know... you coulda showed up in my life 2 years ago before I proposed to someone else...

Fine then, take your stupid ring back!

:brokenheart:

 

Hey Shelly21, You may marry me if you are between the ages of 52 and 70, love to go camping and do not mind the cold, never eat out, I will cook half the time, you the other (it better be meat and potatoes), never leave the country and you must clean my shop at the end of the work day.

You MUST possess ther following ;

Whip
Chains
Leather undies
A dark lockable room

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Dammit aquaman! I'm NOT attracted to Canucks fans! They disgust me!

But I am easier to score on the nCloutier & a beach ball

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Jgtdragon
How do we really know shelly21 really a female?

google masters know

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Roger
Hey Shelly21, You may marry me if you are between the ages of 52 and 70, love to go camping and do not mind the cold, never eat out, I will cook half the time, you the other (it better be meat and potatoes), never leave the country and you must clean my shop at the end of the work day.

You MUST possess ther following ;

Whip
Chains
Leather undies
A dark lockable room

Ooooooohhhhhhh, Roger!

Leather undies chap my milky white thighs, but for YOU . . .

 

[HamSupLo]

how do we know she really likes azn guys?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: pyonir
Dammit aquaman! I'm NOT attracted to Canucks fans! They disgust me!

But I am easier to score on the nCloutier & a beach ball

Cheers,
Aquaman

No one is easier to score on than Cloutier.

 

[Kyteland]

I'm still waiting for somebody to make a better offer.

Sorry Roger. Yours was.... different.... but not necessaily better.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: jooksing
how do we know she really likes azn guys?

Because I asked in another thread and she said "actually I do". Score one for the aZns.

 

[MichaelD]

This is some evil shiit

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: FoBoT
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Cheers,
Aquaman

LOL!

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Asian? Check. I'm appealing to red-heads lately for some odd reason

Maybe redheads are really tight?

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Asian? Check. I'm appealing to red-heads lately for some odd reason

Maybe redheads are really tight?

Bwhahahahaha :thumbsup:

 

[AMCRambler]

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: FoBoT
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Cheers,
Aquaman

Funniest post evar!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Okay, you must be willing to put up with a white chick with a strange sense of humor. And I expect good food when we go out, I'm willing to pay my half of course.

Must be a non-smoker and likes to kick cats. You are allowed to watch porn behind my back, but don't let me catch you. Willing to let me ride my bike whenever I want to.

I love to travel, I want to go to Asia at least once every two years (so being an Asian is a bonus).

Sorry that's where I draw the line, it was never meant to be.

better?