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PFFFT, that's nothing compared to my first couple days before school started back in freshman year of college.

- I commited date rape on several hot girls at the bars
- Committedd 4 hit-and-runs while DUI and got cheered for it by my friends as I was handcuffed to the cop car
- Cherry bombed the toilets in the boy's dorm bathroom
- Went around my dorm and did knock-and-runs on people's doors for several hours after 4am
- Jumped my RA several times with a couple of friends
- Punched a cop with brass knuckles on and got away when I was pulled over while DUI
- Drank every night
- Attended as much sorority/frat parties as I can
- Maxed out my credit card and college savings in 2 nights on beer for friends and strangers at the bars
- Totaled my new car my parents bought for me after a night's out with the guys

College was hella fun while it lasted.
 
Originally posted by: invidia
PFFFT, that's nothing compared to my first couple days before school started back in freshman year of college.

- I commited date rape on several hot girls at the bars
- Committedd 4 hit-and-runs while DUI and got cheered for it by my friends as I was handcuffed to the cop car
- Cherry bombed the toilets in the boy's dorm bathroom
- Went around my dorm and did knock-and-runs on people's doors for several hours after 4am
- Jumped my RA several times with a couple of friends
- Punched a cop with brass knuckles on and got away when I was pulled over while DUI
- Drank every night
- Attended as much sorority/frat parties as I can
- Maxed out my credit card and college savings in 2 nights on beer for friends and strangers at the bars
- Totaled my new car my parents bought for me after a night's out with the guys

College was hella fun while it lasted.
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wow... re-tard-dead 😕
 
Originally posted by: invidia
PFFFT, that's nothing compared to my first couple days before school started back in freshman year of college.

- I commited date rape on several hot girls at the bars
- Committedd 4 hit-and-runs while DUI and got cheered for it by my friends as I was handcuffed to the cop car
- Cherry bombed the toilets in the boy's dorm bathroom
- Went around my dorm and did knock-and-runs on people's doors for several hours after 4am
- Jumped my RA several times with a couple of friends
- Punched a cop with brass knuckles on and got away when I was pulled over while DUI
- Drank every night
- Attended as much sorority/frat parties as I can
- Maxed out my credit card and college savings in 2 nights on beer for friends and strangers at the bars
- Totaled my new car my parents bought for me after a night's out with the guys

College was hella fun while it lasted.
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violence against women not tolerated. ban
 
Originally posted by: invidia
PFFFT, that's nothing compared to my first couple days before school started back in freshman year of college.

- I commited date rape on several hot girls at the bars
- Committedd 4 hit-and-runs while DUI and got cheered for it by my friends as I was handcuffed to the cop car
- Cherry bombed the toilets in the boy's dorm bathroom
- Went around my dorm and did knock-and-runs on people's doors for several hours after 4am
- Jumped my RA several times with a couple of friends
- Punched a cop with brass knuckles on and got away when I was pulled over while DUI
- Drank every night
- Attended as much sorority/frat parties as I can
- Maxed out my credit card and college savings in 2 nights on beer for friends and strangers at the bars
- Totaled my new car my parents bought for me after a night's out with the guys

College was hella fun while it lasted.
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how long did it last?

Like a week before you went to jail and got kicked out...?
 
Originally posted by: invidia
PFFFT, that's nothing compared to my first couple days before school started back in freshman year of college.

- I commited date rape on several hot girls at the bars
- Committedd 4 hit-and-runs while DUI and got cheered for it by my friends as I was handcuffed to the cop car
- Cherry bombed the toilets in the boy's dorm bathroom
- Went around my dorm and did knock-and-runs on people's doors for several hours after 4am
- Jumped my RA several times with a couple of friends
- Punched a cop with brass knuckles on and got away when I was pulled over while DUI
- Drank every night
- Attended as much sorority/frat parties as I can
- Maxed out my credit card and college savings in 2 nights on beer for friends and strangers at the bars
- Totaled my new car my parents bought for me after a night's out with the guys

College was hella fun while it lasted.
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Pardon me if I don't cry when you get shot.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
probably a bunch of shens to get a rise out of us. still amazingly stupid list though.
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The fact that anyone took that post remotely seriously almost makes me want to cry.

You THINK it MIGHT be SHENS? SURELY YOU JEST!
 
Originally posted by: ja1484
Originally posted by: moshquerade
probably a bunch of shens to get a rise out of us. still amazingly stupid list though.
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The fact that anyone took that post remotely seriously almost makes me want to cry.

You THINK it MIGHT be SHENS? SURELY YOU JEST!
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sometimes sarcasm and bullshit is tough to detect over the internet. invidia hasn't admitted he's fos yet.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ja1484
Originally posted by: moshquerade
probably a bunch of shens to get a rise out of us. still amazingly stupid list though.
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The fact that anyone took that post remotely seriously almost makes me want to cry.

You THINK it MIGHT be SHENS? SURELY YOU JEST!
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sometimes sarcasm and bullshit is tough to detect over the internet. invidia hasn't admitted he's fos yet.
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Yes, sometimes it is. And sometimes, someone admits to four date-rapes and assault on a police officer in print that will be forever preserved for whomever would like to come find it.

No offense, but you couldn't smell that? Do you have a nose?

I admit it was a kind of chuckle-worthy mocking of the OP, but the fact that so many people missed it...scary.


Here let me try:

During my first week of college I:

- Discovered a piece of a long lost alien artifact.
- Got attacked by an alien robot pretending to be a super model hot chick living in my co-ed dorm.
- Was rescued by my hella-hot motorcycle building girlfriend from high school.
- Was almost killed by a bunch of other huge alien robots for my brain secrets.
- Had my best friend alien robot killed by the bad robots.
- Ended up using fairy dust to bring him back to life in egypt to keep the bad robots from using one of the pyramids to blow up the sun.
- My mom ate a pot brownie.

SUPER CEREAL!

 
Originally posted by: ja1484
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ja1484
Originally posted by: moshquerade
probably a bunch of shens to get a rise out of us. still amazingly stupid list though.
Click to expand...


The fact that anyone took that post remotely seriously almost makes me want to cry.

You THINK it MIGHT be SHENS? SURELY YOU JEST!
Click to expand...

sometimes sarcasm and bullshit is tough to detect over the internet. invidia hasn't admitted he's fos yet.
Click to expand...


Yes, sometimes it is. And sometimes, someone admits to four date-rapes and assault on a police officer in print that will be forever preserved for whomever would like to come find it.

No offense, but you couldn't smell that? Do you have a nose?

I admit it was a kind of chuckle-worthy mocking of the OP, but the fact that so many people missed it...scary.


Here let me try:

During my first week of college I:

- Discovered a piece of a long lost alien artifact.
- Got attacked by an alien robot pretending to be a super model hot chick living in my co-ed dorm.
- Was rescued by my hella-hot motorcycle building girlfriend from high school.
- Was almost killed by a bunch of other huge alien robots for my brain secrets.
- Had my best friend alien robot killed by the bad robots.
- Ended up using fairy dust to bring him back to life in egypt to keep the bad robots from using one of the pyramids to blow up the sun.
- My mom ate a pot brownie.

SUPER CEREAL!
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wow dude, what an awesome first week of college

oh wait, I see what you did there :disgust:
 
Originally posted by: ja1484
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ja1484
Originally posted by: moshquerade
probably a bunch of shens to get a rise out of us. still amazingly stupid list though.
Click to expand...


The fact that anyone took that post remotely seriously almost makes me want to cry.

You THINK it MIGHT be SHENS? SURELY YOU JEST!
Click to expand...

sometimes sarcasm and bullshit is tough to detect over the internet. invidia hasn't admitted he's fos yet.
Click to expand...


Yes, sometimes it is. And sometimes, someone admits to four date-rapes and assault on a police officer in print that will be forever preserved for whomever would like to come find it.

No offense, but you couldn't smell that? Do you have a nose?

I admit it was a kind of chuckle-worthy mocking of the OP, but the fact that so many people missed it...scary.


Here let me try:

During my first week of college I:

- Discovered a piece of a long lost alien artifact.
- Got attacked by an alien robot pretending to be a super model hot chick living in my co-ed dorm.
- Was rescued by my hella-hot motorcycle building girlfriend from high school.
- Was almost killed by a bunch of other huge alien robots for my brain secrets.
- Had my best friend alien robot killed by the bad robots.
- Ended up using fairy dust to bring him back to life in egypt to keep the bad robots from using one of the pyramids to blow up the sun.
- My mom ate a pot brownie.

SUPER CEREAL!
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ummm..... i did realize it was probably shens. i posted that fact. 😕

your post is even more outlandish. comparing the two is dumb.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
your post is even more outlandish.
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ARE YOU SURE?


comparing the two is dumb.
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Comparing made-up list A to made-up list B is dumb? I would've thought the comparison made sense.

I'm honestly not trying to be a dick...at least, not anymore of a dick than is absolutely necessary. But the point is, when someone lays out a post saying:

Originally posted by: invidia

Look at my list of felonies!
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You might want to take it with a grain of salt. Maybe.
 
Originally posted by: ja1484
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ja1484
Originally posted by: moshquerade
probably a bunch of shens to get a rise out of us. still amazingly stupid list though.
Click to expand...


The fact that anyone took that post remotely seriously almost makes me want to cry.

You THINK it MIGHT be SHENS? SURELY YOU JEST!
Click to expand...

sometimes sarcasm and bullshit is tough to detect over the internet. invidia hasn't admitted he's fos yet.
Click to expand...


Yes, sometimes it is. And sometimes, someone admits to four date-rapes and assault on a police officer in print that will be forever preserved for whomever would like to come find it.

No offense, but you couldn't smell that? Do you have a nose?

I admit it was a kind of chuckle-worthy mocking of the OP, but the fact that so many people missed it...scary.


Here let me try:

During my first week of college I:

- Discovered a piece of a long lost alien artifact.
- Got attacked by an alien robot pretending to be a super model hot chick living in my co-ed dorm.
- Was rescued by my hella-hot motorcycle building girlfriend from high school.
- Was almost killed by a bunch of other huge alien robots for my brain secrets.
- Had my best friend alien robot killed by the bad robots.
- Ended up using fairy dust to bring him back to life in egypt to keep the bad robots from using one of the pyramids to blow up the sun.
- My mom ate a pot brownie.

SUPER CEREAL!
Click to expand...

did you watch transformers 2 high?
 
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