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tec699

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I LOVE CHIMPS!

If I could purchase a chimp he would be dressed in overalls and have cool sneakers! He would wear one of those cool skull caps as well! His name would be curious george! Also, I would train him to do my dishes, get my dinner and clean my clothes!!

I love chimps! :)

Chimps rule over doggies and cats!



aww...

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KLin

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you would until until you piss it off and it tears your arm off and proceeds to beat the sh!t outta you with it.
 
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tec699

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Originally posted by: Mo0o
i think they're kind of ugly
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Really? I think they look like cute little people! Can you purchase a chimp in America? I know you can pourchase spider monkeys. I hear they are kinda nasty though. They like to throw their poo at people and they bite.

So I've heard...
 
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tec699

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Originally posted by: KLin
you would until until you piss it off and it tears your arm off and proceeds to beat the sh!t outta you with it.
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Hey that sounds kinda cool!! :)
 
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Chompman

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Originally posted by: tec699
I LOVE CHIMPS!

If I could purchase a chimp he would be dressed in overalls and have cool sneakers! He would wear one of those cool skull caps as well! His name would be curious george! Also, I would train him to do my dishes, get my dinner and clean my clothes!!

I love chimps! :)

Chimps rule over doggies and cats!



aww...

:D
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Don't teach them that stuff, have you ever seen the planet of the apes movies and not the crappy new one.
 
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tec699

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Originally posted by: Chompman
Originally posted by: tec699
I LOVE CHIMPS!

If I could purchase a chimp he would be dressed in overalls and have cool sneakers! He would wear one of those cool skull caps as well! His name would be curious george! Also, I would train him to do my dishes, get my dinner and clean my clothes!!

I love chimps! :)

Chimps rule over doggies and cats!



aww...

:D
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Don't teach them that stuff, have you ever seen the planet of the apes movies and not the crappy new one.
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Of course! I was thinking more on the lines of the Simpsons. Remember when Homer got the monkey to steal donughts for him and he did Homer's dishes? Hmm... A chimp servant! He could wear a butler suit and he could answer the front door for me! He could get my slippers in the morning and fix my breakfast!

 
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Hmmm... I've toaked to a lot of people that used to own a monkey, they said it was really fun @ first, then it was like having a child that never grew up, and chimps live a long time...
 
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