I love Arnold Scharzenegger's Commando

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Villain: blah blah blah we have to cooperate right?
Arnold: WRONG *BOOM*

For the 5th time I fell out of my chair laughing. Hooray for retarded punch lines.

 

[Locut0s]

Throwing the steam pipe through the guys chest at the end is a classic as well. LOL

 

[Balt]

Please don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.

 

[SpunkyJones]

You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

 

[Iron Woode]

Matrix: Where is she, Sully?
Sully: Kiss my ass!
Matrix: I can't hear you!
Sully: I'll say it a little louder, get fucked!
Matrix: [holds Sully upside-down over a cliff by his leg] Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now! But what IS important is gravity! I have to remind you Sully, this is my weak arm!
Sully: You can't kill me Matrix! You need me to find your daughter!
Matrix: Where is she?
Sully: I don't know. But Cooke knows, I'll take you to where I meet him!
Matrix: But you won't.
Sully: Why is this?
Matrix: [holds the hotel key he stole from Sully that Cooke is staying at] Because I already know. Hey, Sully, remember when I said I would kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix! You did!
Matrix: I lied.

 

[yllus]

 

[TechHead87]

Originally posted by: Balt
Please don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.

OMG that scene had me laughing hysterically!

 

[Pepsei]

is that little girl in the movie over 18 yet?

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: Iron WoodeSully: That's right, Matrix! You did!
Matrix: I lied.

That is why Arnold's penis is 5 feet longer than anybody else's.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

one of my favorites when i was a kid

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
is that little girl in the movie over 18 yet?

try 34

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Pepsei
is that little girl in the movie over 18 yet?

try 34

what's her name, i had a crush on her back then. she's only 3 years younger than me.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Pepsei
is that little girl in the movie over 18 yet?

try 34

what's her name, i had a crush on her back then. she's only 3 years younger than me.

I am pretty sure its Alyssa Milano.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Pepsei
is that little girl in the movie over 18 yet?

try 34

what's her name, i had a crush on her back then. she's only 3 years younger than me.

Uhm...it's Alyssa Milano and she's been naked on screen.

 

[dbk]

LOL!!

 

[shabby]

From total recall...

Melina: (grabs arnies crotch) What've you been feeding this thing.
Quaid: Blondes!

 

[Slew Foot]

Originally posted by: Locut0s
Throwing the steam pipe through the guys chest at the end is a classic as well. LOL

"Why dont you let off some steam?"

 

[Slew Foot]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Matrix: Where is she, Sully?
Sully: Kiss my ass!
Matrix: I can't hear you!
Sully: I'll say it a little louder, get fucked!
Matrix: [holds Sully upside-down over a cliff by his leg] Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now! But what IS important is gravity! I have to remind you Sully, this is my weak arm!
Sully: You can't kill me Matrix! You need me to find your daughter!
Matrix: Where is she?
Sully: I don't know. But Cooke knows, I'll take you to where I meet him!
Matrix: But you won't.
Sully: Why is this?
Matrix: [holds the hotel key he stole from Sully that Cooke is staying at] Because I already know. Hey, Sully, remember when I said I would kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix! You did!
Matrix: I lied.

"What did you to to that guy?"
"I let him go."