I love alcohol

[BlancoNino]

I drink it before class.

I drink it before I get some ass.

I drink it in the bar.

I drink it when delivering pizzas in my car.

I drink it when I want to feel loose.

I drink it even if it's grey goose.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

"I love you more,
Than I did the week before"

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'll give you a 1/10 for the poem, bad as it may be.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

LOL im saving that..

 

[biggestmuff]

Wow! You're cool! :wine: Can we hang out? Please?

How old are you? :disgust:

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Wow! You're cool! :wine: Can we hang out? Please?

How old are you? :disgust:

21!!!

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I'll give you a 1/10 for the poem, bad as it may be.

lol you make it sound like I"m lucky to even get a 1.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
lol you make it sound like I"m lucky to even get a 1.

Yes.

 

[Syringer]

Are you drinking right now?

(please say yes)

 

[Conky]

Booze FTW! 😀

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Are you drinking right now?

(please say yes)

Right now? Hold on (grabs beer out of fridge)...YUP!

 

[The Batt?sai]

how's that liver?

 

[getbush]

i'll take the worst parody ever in favor of anything posted by the toolshed this thread was inspired by

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: quasarsky
how's that liver?

It's mighty tasty but where the fvck are the onions? I DIDNT SAY HOLD THE ONIONS!!!