I look like such a douche in this one

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
:heart:

hey now..I thought you were married..

DISCLAIMER: FOR THE RECORD I AM A THRIVING HETEROSEXUAL MALE WHO IS ON SOMEWHAT OF A BLUE STREAK AND DOWN ON HIS LUCK. I AM BY NO MEANS HOMOSEXUAL AND ANY ADVANCES EXPRESSED HERIN ARE THE SOLE PROPERTY OF RYAN AND HIS ASSOCAITES. I AM SIMPYL FVKING YOU YOU AND HOPE, SINCERELY, THAT I WILL NOT GET A NUMBER OF A/S/L EMAILS FROM SINGLE MEN.

Married men either...:evil:


carry on...

 

[jaysgirl]

I think everyone's getting a crush on Goosemaster tonight.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: lokiju

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: lokiju
Are you adopted? If you don't mind me asking...

nah. they can't afford to go to theme parks and such so I invited their entire family to go...their mom + another sister + another brother couldn't go

Very nice people. I try to help them out as much as I can.

Bought their kids a lot of books for christmas

:thumbsup: That's pretty nice of you, you're alright in my book :thumbsup:

jsut doin' what I can...

:thumbsup: i dont even mind you semi-bragging about it, either. i know thats not how you meant it, but even if you did, its ok because you definitely did a very nice thing by taking them to a theme park.

I made them suffer by going on all the rides though:evil:


THe little girl is smart but pure evil....how would I know such a young thing nknew the eccentricities of adult hood.

We were about to climb onto the Flight of fear..and jsut as she is about to jump in to the car, she turns around, halts immediately and says

"okay, so this is how it's goign to work. We've been waiting here, and unless you give me $20 CASH I am not going on the ride...


stufriggenramfragen....:|


damn thing blackmailed me infront of everyone lol

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
I think everyone's getting a crush on Goosemaster tonight.

enought to go around babi....


you are a hot hawaiian, no? :Q

 

[jaysgirl]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
I think everyone's getting a crush on Goosemaster tonight.

enought to go around babi....


you are a hot hawaiian, no? :Q

Haha no, I've never even been to hawaii.

I would also just like to say it's not very nice to force people on rides. Last time I went to
an amusement park, my friend made me ride the big coaster and I cried the whole way
up. Though, I was proud once I was finally off of it. So maybe it's not all bad. :evil:

 

[KingofCamelot]

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Very nice of you David

Oh christ, I had no idea the OP's name is the same as mine....

Hey, thats my name too. Does this mean I get a cookie?

That was a very nice thing you did Goosemaster...ah sh!t, my sensitive side is showing. Time to get the doctor to remove it, its a little embarrasing sometimes.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: jaysgirl

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
I think everyone's getting a crush on Goosemaster tonight.

enought to go around babi....


you are a hot hawaiian, no? :Q

Haha no, I've never even been to hawaii.

I would also just like to say it's not very nice to force people on rides. Last time I went to
an amusement park, my friend made me ride the big coaster and I cried the whole way
up. Though, I was proud once I was finally off of it. So maybe it's not all bad. :evil:

According to what I told the poilice, I "coaxed" and did not "force" them onto the ride....

I have it in the police report right here if you want to come over and read it over some dinner


*suddenly realizes that a lot of youngings frequent the board and jays girl might be a minor*

:shocked:

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: suse920
blue shirt?

He's the one who looks like his avatar

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Xylitol

Originally posted by: suse920
blue shirt?

He's the one who looks like his avatar

I like you

 

[jaysgirl]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: jaysgirl

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
I think everyone's getting a crush on Goosemaster tonight.

enought to go around babi....


you are a hot hawaiian, no? :Q

Haha no, I've never even been to hawaii.

I would also just like to say it's not very nice to force people on rides. Last time I went to
an amusement park, my friend made me ride the big coaster and I cried the whole way
up. Though, I was proud once I was finally off of it. So maybe it's not all bad. :evil:

According to what I told the poilice, I "coaxed" and did not "force" them onto the ride....

I have it in the police report right here if you want to come over and read it over some dinner


*suddenly realizes that a lot of youngings frequent the board and jays girl might be a minor*

:shocked:

Well, I'm no minor. I'm 21. Though, seeing as how I'm Jay's Girl, I'm afraid Jay might get angry if I had dinner with ya!

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: jaysgirl

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: jaysgirl

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
I think everyone's getting a crush on Goosemaster tonight.

enought to go around babi....


you are a hot hawaiian, no? :Q

Haha no, I've never even been to hawaii.

I would also just like to say it's not very nice to force people on rides. Last time I went to
an amusement park, my friend made me ride the big coaster and I cried the whole way
up. Though, I was proud once I was finally off of it. So maybe it's not all bad. :evil:

According to what I told the poilice, I "coaxed" and did not "force" them onto the ride....

I have it in the police report right here if you want to come over and read it over some dinner


*suddenly realizes that a lot of youngings frequent the board and jays girl might be a minor*

:shocked:

Well, I'm no minor. I'm 21. Though, seeing as how I'm Jay's Girl, I'm afraid Jay might get angry if I had dinner with ya!

<---22


FVK JAY

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: lokiju

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: lokiju
Are you adopted? If you don't mind me asking...

nah. they can't afford to go to theme parks and such so I invited their entire family to go...their mom + another sister + another brother couldn't go

Very nice people. I try to help them out as much as I can.

Bought their kids a lot of books for christmas

:thumbsup: That's pretty nice of you, you're alright in my book :thumbsup:

jsut doin' what I can...

:thumbsup: i dont even mind you semi-bragging about it, either. i know thats not how you meant it, but even if you did, its ok because you definitely did a very nice thing by taking them to a theme park.

I made them suffer by going on all the rides though:evil:


THe little girl is smart but pure evil....how would I know such a young thing nknew the eccentricities of adult hood.

We were about to climb onto the Flight of fear..and jsut as she is about to jump in to the car, she turns around, halts immediately and says

"okay, so this is how it's goign to work. We've been waiting here, and unless you give me $20 CASH I am not going on the ride...


stufriggenramfragen....:|


damn thing blackmailed me infront of everyone lol

It's clear that shes smarter than you because if you were smart, you'd have said, "ok" and then gone on the ride with out her...

 

[RU482]

I think you look fine

 

[jaysgirl]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: jaysgirl

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: jaysgirl

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
I think everyone's getting a crush on Goosemaster tonight.

enought to go around babi....


you are a hot hawaiian, no? :Q

Haha no, I've never even been to hawaii.

I would also just like to say it's not very nice to force people on rides. Last time I went to
an amusement park, my friend made me ride the big coaster and I cried the whole way
up. Though, I was proud once I was finally off of it. So maybe it's not all bad. :evil:

According to what I told the poilice, I "coaxed" and did not "force" them onto the ride....

I have it in the police report right here if you want to come over and read it over some dinner


*suddenly realizes that a lot of youngings frequent the board and jays girl might be a minor*

:shocked:

Well, I'm no minor. I'm 21. Though, seeing as how I'm Jay's Girl, I'm afraid Jay might get angry if I had dinner with ya!

<---22


FVK JAY

Will do!

 

[pyonir]

You look like a douche, because you ARE a douche.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: jaysgirl

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: jaysgirl

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: jaysgirl

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
I think everyone's getting a crush on Goosemaster tonight.

enought to go around babi....


you are a hot hawaiian, no? :Q

Haha no, I've never even been to hawaii.

I would also just like to say it's not very nice to force people on rides. Last time I went to
an amusement park, my friend made me ride the big coaster and I cried the whole way
up. Though, I was proud once I was finally off of it. So maybe it's not all bad. :evil:

According to what I told the poilice, I "coaxed" and did not "force" them onto the ride....

I have it in the police report right here if you want to come over and read it over some dinner


*suddenly realizes that a lot of youngings frequent the board and jays girl might be a minor*

:shocked:

Well, I'm no minor. I'm 21. Though, seeing as how I'm Jay's Girl, I'm afraid Jay might get angry if I had dinner with ya!

<---22


FVK JAY

Will do!

ah fvk:|

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: lokiju

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: lokiju
Are you adopted? If you don't mind me asking...

nah. they can't afford to go to theme parks and such so I invited their entire family to go...their mom + another sister + another brother couldn't go

Very nice people. I try to help them out as much as I can.

Bought their kids a lot of books for christmas

:thumbsup: That's pretty nice of you, you're alright in my book :thumbsup:

jsut doin' what I can...

:thumbsup: i dont even mind you semi-bragging about it, either. i know thats not how you meant it, but even if you did, its ok because you definitely did a very nice thing by taking them to a theme park.

I made them suffer by going on all the rides though:evil:


THe little girl is smart but pure evil....how would I know such a young thing nknew the eccentricities of adult hood.

We were about to climb onto the Flight of fear..and jsut as she is about to jump in to the car, she turns around, halts immediately and says

"okay, so this is how it's goign to work. We've been waiting here, and unless you give me $20 CASH I am not going on the ride...


stufriggenramfragen....:|


damn thing blackmailed me infront of everyone lol

It's clear that shes smarter than you because if you were smart, you'd have said, "ok" and then gone on the ride with out her...

I didn't finish the story....I lied....


then she told her dad some fabricated story about how I taught her to lie and such...and...

it ended up being really funny...basically she made me look like a fool...

there is more but enough details for now...

needelss to say, she is very smart

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: pyonir
You look like a douche, because you ARE a douche.

Is there some sort of cream or somethign tha I can get for that?

 

[Shawn]

you don't look like someone who is a master of teh goose

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: pyonir
You look like a douche, because you ARE a douche.

Is there some sort of cream or somethign tha I can get for that?

No. Only solution is ending yourself. Sorry.