I don't get it; why would someone who freely admits he is single and has no luck with women try and fool anyone about having a SO?
I wasnt. It was a joke. IMGUR likes bananas and I found a pic of a girl with a banana. It was 9 months ago and in that time I had honestly fucking forgot it was actually Bryans girlfriend.
I just wanted upvotes.
By saying "my girl" I meant it to be more like:
http://www.troll.me/images/mah-awesome dude/my-awesome dude.jpg
Not "this is the girl I am dating and fucking and cereal with".
But your little buddies here look for reasons to shit on me every day and because they are basically children (with guns and cars and access to alcohol), they keep twisting it to try and make me look bad.
Which is stupid cuz they never liked me to begin with and always enjoyed attacking me based on completely made-up bullshit. I dont see how its any different to them.
Next time I will just say "My awesome dude!" cuz thats less likely to be misinterpreted.