I like to eat fruit but it gives me gas.

[MetalMat]

I like to eat fruit for snacks, mostly apples but I throw in the occasional orange/bannana/tangelo. I know its good for you, and its way better than getting a candy bar or bag of chips. Problem is that after I eat an apple of two on a day I get a really bad case of the SBD gas (Silent But Deadly). Any suggestions short of quitting eating fruit.

And yes, I am serious.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Carry a book of matches.

- M4H

 

[MX2]

If its silent but deadly, blame it on the nearest bystander

 

[AMDZen]

Ummmm yeaaa. So fart, everyone farts. Or hold it in, see what happens then. Yep, definetely do the latter. In fact eat a bushle of apples this evening and let us know how it goes

 

[NathanBWF]

Maybe you've got allergies to certain types of fruits...? You could try taking TUMS or Rolaids after you eat fruit and see if that helps.

Never head of anyone who gets gas from fruit before...

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
I like to eat fruit for snacks, mostly apples but I throw in the occasional orange/bannana/tangelo. I know its good for you, and its way better than getting a candy bar or bag of chips. Problem is that after I eat an apple of two on a day I get a really bad case of the SBD gas (Silent But Deadly). Any suggestions short of quitting eating fruit.

And yes, I am serious.

You could try getting some Beano and taking it before you eat any fruit.

 

[Jzero]

Beano.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MX2times
If its silent but deadly, blame it on the nearest bystander

or blame the dog

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MX2times
If its silent but deadly, blame it on the nearest bystander

or blame the dog

Ingenious, I will blame the invisible dog in my office. Im sure my coworker will fall for it

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: Jzero
Beano.

Linked for the lazy. :laugh:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MX2times
If its silent but deadly, blame it on the nearest bystander

or blame the dog

Ingenious, I will blame the invisible dog in my office. Im sure my coworker will fall for it

the invisible dog will go nicely with your invisible friend

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: Jzero
Beano.

Linked for the lazy. :laugh:

Amazingly they dont list fruit.... I guess I might be allergic to apples or something. That sucks

 

[meltdown75]

go back to the candy bar or bag of chips. no one wants to smell your arse apple-boy!!

 

[NyteCrawler]

Don't eat fruit. Stick with candy, red meat, and ice cream. Can't go wrong.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: Jzero
Beano.

Linked for the lazy. :laugh:

Amazingly they dont list fruit.... I guess I might be allergic to apples or something. That sucks

ya gots those racing striped boxers dontcha?

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: MX2times
If its silent but deadly, blame it on the nearest bystander

My dearly beloved used to work in a grocery store and would do that. When he'd pollute the air, he'd make a face and point at the back of the last customer, usually some little old lady.

 

[nakedfrog]

I think you just need to build up your tolerance to phylosazine. Eat nothing but apples for a week. Then you should be alright.

 

[Wag]

Beano works for me with apples. Could be the acid too, try Prelief.

 

[DivideBYZero]

I enjoy grunting.

 

[MaxDepth]

[tmi]Broccoli gives me the winds something fierce.[/tmi]

 

[Merlyn3D]

Here you go:

use one of these

 

[laketrout]

I've tried those. THey only work for like a week and then it gets worse...

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
Here you go:

use one of these

:laugh: :beer: